March 29, 2009

Just My Saturday (part2)

Pissed

I took a nap at the van and got interrupted by a full bladder with a painful and super-super hard on by my own friend down there!I don't know what to do!I don't know what it wants why the hell it was erected big time!I want to urinate but the erection was something I don't understand,I'm not even thinking anything sexual at all!

Its like a morning erection when u wake up,except that I don't have morning erections lately.Its aching and its pulsating at the same time LOL!I pressed my bag on it and every time the road gets rough i felt like my urine are ready to come out!Its like waiting for a right moment to squirt even I'm not letting it voluntarily!Now im beginning to think that my d*ck is confused,maybe having stress? (",)

Good thing it was dark inside and nobody sees my deformed and crooked face!I run to the nearest mall,but i cant urinate with my penis so hard like this!I tried!I don't wanna be a kilometer away from the urinal right?LOL so I walked around trying to composed myself,and hiding my erection at my skinny jeans!

I look for distractions.....I saw an old guy,lose all his teeth,imagining kissing him torridly...ewwww!...this is doing good ha....then I saw an old lady,like 60 years old,i tried to imagine her giving me orals and touching her sagged breast that reached her waist already fcked her with her unlubricated folds after...OK!enough of that!!kinda mean hehe!!Thank God it didn't took so long to get distracted and got soft again*sigh*I immediately went at the CR and urinate for all its glory!

I felt like moaning because the urine coming out of my urethra was so good as if it felt like I'm cumming LOL!Why is it that cum are not as many as urine?haha haven't you thought about that ?imagine having cum that many you could be having a heart attack with pleasures,oh,the continuous flow and squirting...it may take as far as the ceiling when it comes!LOL

19 comments:

Knoxxy said...

yeah i know what you mean. hard to urinate when its hard.

Herbs D. said...

ikr!me tooo.

gawd. haha. *relief*

Mac Callister said...

@knoxxy--haha i have an afternoon erection instead of a "morning" LOL

@herbs--ofcourse you are,ur only 16 ur dck must be on alert most of the time LOL! hormones hormones haha

rik32miles said...

I miss your previous blog and was surprised that you're still obssessed with Twilight...hahahha
the wolf pack looks promising I hope they are tall enough or I will be really disappointed..

Mac Callister said...

@rik32--yeah i noticed u've been missing in action,haha tinotopak pa naman ako mag blog kaya napadami entries ko haha.

what have u been doing lately ha???nambababae ka na noh?!LOL

Turismoboi said...

natawa ako sa post na to as in!

:: cb :: said...

haha i kinda like it when i have to pee and it's hard.. i dunno. must be just me..

and yeah, i have thought about piss and c*m and how it would be cool if they felt the same way.

Pao Pielago said...

hahahaha...nice one. i think i just had a mini orgasm after reading the last part. lol.

Mac Callister said...

@turismoboi--hehehe

@cb--ah idont like it!ang hirap kaya hehe

@pao--orgasm?dapt may tissue ka na pamahid jan ha LOL

JC.TSU said...

lolz.. I have this problem almost every morning when I wake up..

I have to try to piss while having an erection..

Its really really hard to aim and shoot..

Dapat maging isa sa challenge ni Kuya un sa PBB Teens sa next edition.. Para happy!!

^_^

Summer said...

grabe! diko kinaya ulit ito! (pero balik nang balik) hahaha! :D i know the feeling and I do almost the same thing ! I imagine ewwrrr stuffs :D

Mac Callister said...

@JC--haha tama ka i wonder its the same things that the housemate experienced nag papalambot cguro muna sila bago bumangon!hahaha

Mac Callister said...

@summer--sorry,i can go with TMI (too much information) most of the time e hehe.tnx though for reading

blurosebluguy said...

tol salamat sa pagdaan sa blog ko....

Mac Callister said...

@bluguy--u are welcome.

BIG.BAD.EJ said...

hirap kaya mag wiwi kung galit. hahaha!

Btw, thanks for dropping by my site. i've added your two sites to my links. hope to find my page in your roll, too. :)

Richard the Lionheart said...

Kaw talaga Malibog!

hehe :)

Nice MAc!

Mac Callister said...

@big bad ej--sure i will add ur links in a while

@richard--di naman masyado.hope everything ok with now,my condolences nga pala.

Maldito said...

ay kung ganyan din naman katigas jinajakol ko nalang...wag sumuko..dapat labanan..ahahahaha...

im sure pagkatapos mong labasan maiihi ka na niyan..wee!ahahaha