I was at this store at the mall, checking out some clothes when the gay sales attendant asked:
"Sir, are you from abroad?"
Nagtaka ako. Yoko pa naman sana maging masyadong maging obvious na balikbayan, as much as possible I wanna blend in, simple and minimalistic, chos!!!! (feeling artista!) mahirap na, baka gawan ako ng masama akala limpak limpak ang salapi ko! kahit di naman! LOL
"why did you asked?"
"Because of your perfume, it smells like you're someone who just came home from abroad..."
Whaat??? In my mind, OK this is getting interesting. Baka amoy arabo na ko?LOL. I am wearing the new Hugo Boss Orange for men, BTW. Naging uncomfortable tuloy ako.
"Why, what's my smell like? is it bad?"
"Nope, its just not from here, I guessed. I'm not familiar with the smell, that's why I asked hehehe. So you came from where? Canada? US?"
Ok, atleast di naman pala ako amoy arabo, kung ang guess nya e dun ako sa mga countries na yun galing!haha
"Nope, I came from Doha" and I smiled.
But he didn't stop there, he was way too annoying, he kept on talking like, how was the gay life there, like "booking" was easy there ba daw blah blah...my goodness, di siya makahalata that he's getting on my nerve na!
I took my wallet out and paid the items and left. Hay naku kalurkey siya!
The other day, I got my holiday work pay and decided to hit the mall and find something to give to my boyfriend Clayton, my 7 year old nephew and my sister. I wanna get them something nice but not too much on the budget, especially for Clayton, he swore he would kill me if I get him something too expensive.
Well, I know for a fact that my boyfriend is a simple guy, he's a practical guy, he likes to use his stuffs to the last drop, as in hanggat di nadudurog di niya itatapon! kaloka!Minsan kung di ko pa inaapi yun gamit niya di nya papalitan!
We're like north and south poles! I love getting new stuffs! LOL
I love wearing black lately! I don't know why!haha
Anyway, after 2 hrs, I'm done with my christmas shopping until I noticed this new shop...Its like it was calling me...mac...come inside me...come....!
I went inside and the guard and the sales clerk greeted me. I looked around and I fell in love with their items!!! I heard so much about these things...
I like! I like! The shopping devil inside me screamed! Its a little expensive, but I really fell in love with it! So, for sure, I might be having rice and soy sauce the whole month!LOL
I just convinced my self, its christmas anyway, I might as well get myself a gift, right? and its my holiday pay, so, thats it! hahaha
After a few minutes, I'm already wearing my new TOYWATCH!
toywatch jelly--is a fun watch, its made of silicon and the straps could be changed to different colors.
Maraming bagay bagay akong naobserbahan sa bansang tinutuluyan ko ngayon. Nakakaloka at nakakatawa. Tinagalog ko para di nila maintindihan in case maligaw sila sa blog ko hehe.
Eto nilista ko basahin nyo now na:
Sikat na expression dito kapag may ginawa ka mali or parang mejo nainis sila sau, sasabihin nila "brother, I'll kill you!" haha nun una natakot ako, kasi baka totohanin, lagot ako, parang terorista kasi pero nasanay na din ako na biro lang talaga nila un, parang version ng "bruha ka" or "uten mo" sa atin LOL!
In na in din dito yun pag sasalita ng "same-same" at "too much up" or too much down"! wala din katapusan ang pag gmit ng word na "otherwise"!
Andaming PANA dito, sila yung mga bumbay sa atin. Yan ang tawag namin sa kanila para di nila alam na sila pinag uusapan namin. Madalas holding hands silang mga lalake pag nag lalakad. As in ang sweet di ba, andungis dungis ng itsura na may putik putik makikita mo sa kalye hawak kamay! kaloka! Sabi nila di daw yun kabadingan sa kanila, sign of friendship lang daw ek ek yun!
At kung gano kadami ang pinoy siya ding dami ng mga Pana. Sabi ng iba sila lagi ang kaagaw natin sa mga work abroad. Pero sa hospital namin, lagi nacocompare ng mga patient sila sa mga pinoy. Iba pa din daw tayo, may TLC sa trabaho kumbaga!
At till now di pa din ako masanay sanay sa amoy nilang di ko maintindihan!(pero meron din naman mabango) Amoy bumbay talaga! haha. Madami din ang may ANGHIT! kakahilo. Lalo sama sama sila. Yun tipong mga 10 or 20 people. Naku ang sang-sang! Madalas mga arabo, or taga kalapit na bansa din, mapalalake or mapababae may Putok talaga! Minsan nga naaadik na ako sa amoy nila, parang na-iimune na ako feeling ko masarap na siyang amuyin! parang burger lang bah! LOL
Kaya wag ka mag ba-bus dito kasi pagbaba mo kakapit na din yun amoy nila sa damit mo! buti nalang sosyal ako, nag ta-tricycle ako! nyahaha!
Di ata kasama sa culture nila ang mag deodorant. At itong nga Pana naman, paborito nila ang langis ng niyog! National fruit ata nila to! Pampahid sa buhok, pampahid sa katawan! baka yun din ang lube ng mga bading sa kanila!
At ang mga local dito, pare pareho ng damit. Puro puti! Feeling ko nasa Vatican ako at sang katutak na Priest ang nasa paligid LOL! Pero kahit na same-same sila ng outfit, lagi pa din may stand out, siympre yun mga cute at maganda mag dala ng national dress nila. Mapapalingon ka talaga. Para silang mga santo na nag aparisyon!
Dito, uso ang family day sa mga malls. Tuwing friday yun, kaya pag off mo ng ganun araw wag ka na mangarap mag lamyerda sa mall. Kaya pag di mo kasama pamilya mo, at nagsosolo ka di ka papasukin ng mga guwardiyang bobo. Pag ang magkasama e magkapatid na lalake, or babae lang, di din papapasukin, kasi ang family sa kanila, mother-father-son or daughter. Yun lang! Di ba ang tanga! haha
Ewan ko ba parang bawal ata dito gumamit ng ibang kulay na pintura! Dapat e beige or cream lang! Maliligaw ka kasi pare-pareho kulay ng mga bahay at buildings!
Halos lahat ng locals na nakataklob at nakaputi na saya e tatlo-tatlo telepono, at madalas makikita mong nagsasalita mag isa habang naglalakad! Parang baliw. Yun pala naka headset habang nakikipag daldalan sa cel nila ng walang katapusan. Ang yaman sa load! Halos lahat sila ganun!
My jollibee din dito pero di masarap ang spag. Ang putla! May chowking din. My mcdo, pero walang spag at walang kanin. Puro buns! My pizzahut pero di kasing sarap nun satin. Ang madalas ko kainin e yun mga grilled chicken at beef nila na may mga dahon dahon, sarap!
Dahil sagad sa init dito, natural pati tubig na pampaligo mo mainit din! Kahit nakalagay na sa cold yun knob, mainit pa din lalabas! Waaaa! kaya ang technique, gabi pa lang mag imbak ka na sa balde or drum para pagligo mo kinabukasan malamig na.
Halos walang fake na brand dito. Mapapabili ka tuloy ng orig haha. At madalas UK brands ang available na damit or shoes. Kaya napipilitan tuloy akong bumili sa River Island, Zara or Topman. Pero nun nagbakasyon ako last month namili ako ng sangkatutak na FNH na damit! Mas mura kasi! Hahaha.
Oa din manamit mga tao din, nasa mall lang todo boots pa! Parang mag pe-perform lang! Di masyadong ready!
Nagkalat din ang mga pinoy products dito, mga delata ng sardinas, mga tuyo, may boy bawang pa nga e! pero kakatuwa kasi ang may ari ng grocery store: Pana or arabo!
Ang ayoko pa dito, halos wala ka mapuntahan or mapaglibangan, puro mall at restaurant halos. Wala masyado pasyalan. Pero balita ko nag papagawa na sila ng mga parks and amusement center ek ek. Kaya madalas nasa bahay lang ako, nood tv, internet at jakol-jakol nalang! Toinks!
Relihiyoso din mga tao dito, dasal ng dasal lagi, pero wag ka sila pa minsan ang masasama ang ugali! Kaloka!
Puro supot din sila, pag pasimple ako sumisilip sa etits nila! Pero, malalaki talaga haha!
Yun mga babae naman na local, wag mo titignan at bawal mo makita mukha nun iba sa kanila, lalo yun naka full mask sa face. Jusko ang papanget naman pag aksidente ko nakikita pag inaalis nila. Mabuti pang itago nalang nga niya at wag ng ipakita pa!Kaitsurahan!
At wag ka makikipag away sa kanila kasi, goodbye middle east ka pag nagkataon! Kahit sila pa may kasalanan, ang ending mo, ikaw pa din ang mali! O di ba fair na fair!
Madami tayong mga kababayan na nakakagulat ang sweldo sa sobrang baba. Halos wala pa sa kalahati ng sahod ko. Pero nag titiyaga sila. Kesa daw sa wala. I salute them! Bilib ako sa inyo mga ate!
Madalas ang mga na-aadmit sa emergency e dahil sa heat stroke! Ikaw ba naman magpala at mag semento sa katirikan ng araw with 40-50 degrees ewan ko lang pag di ka natuyuan! haha
Madalas di kami magkaintindihan ng caretaker ng building namin, kasi di sila masyado marunong mag english, yes or no nalang sagot ko. Kahit wala ako ideya kung ano ba yun sinasabi niya!
At ang daming pinoy dito, over! Nun concert nila regine at ogie, dun ko yun napatunayan haha kasi halos mapuno yun football field ng mga pinoy! Grabe!
Ok na din naman tumira dito, sanayan na lang din. Kahit na sobrang init na parang nasa oven, aircon naman lahat ng pupuntahan mo! Sobrang mura pa ng gasolina.
Yun nalang muna ngayon, saka na yun iba, wala na ko maisip e antok na ko, galing pa ako night shift. Bye!
I was at the mall this afternoon, I sent money to my sis to help with the bills, and also to my mom...sigh, I've been thinking about her for some time now, our plans of getting her here with me was canceled. She just cant be, she has a financial obligations there, its too big that I don't know how she can settle it....the bank wont allow her to leave.
Amounts she used to save my uncle's ass from being put behind bars. (Don't wanna bore you with the details) She was confident she could pay little by little, but recession plagued Dubai and her salary was cut to half, she wants to resign from work and move here with me, and that's where the problems came in....
When I spoke to her, it seems that everything was alright and under control but I know deep inside, she was troubled. She cant sleep at night thinking and trying to figure out a solution...I know her, she's my mom. Always like that. She always spare me the worries even when I was small.
She stood up for me when someone teased me due to my weak personality while growing as an insecure gay kid...Fought with my dad whenever he tortured me emotionally for suspecting I am going to be gay...which by the way turned out to be true LOL!
She took a risk applying for a job abroad to support my studies through college, I mean, everything that I am, all that I have, is because of her...So why can't I find a way to help her now...I did everything I could, but all seemed not cooperating...I am so useless....
shit! shit! shit!
Anyway, excuse me for being so mellow dramatic today, she's not going to prison though, its just that, it will take her a long time to pay all those sums...and she wont be able to go home...they would hold her back. I want her to retire and spend her days worry free...
It all has to wait...
The annoying part of all these is, my aunt, who by the way I think never understood the sentence: Walang pera si nanay anu bah! (my mom have no money) she kept on calling my mom for financial support, she's telling she will die if my mom wont send her money! and naturally my mom being so kind to her siblings, would send even if there's nothing left to her!
I wanna yell at my mom and tell her to stop being sooooo "like" that already!
I strolled the mall, entering from shops to shops, but didn't bought anything, I thought I don't have the right to spend or splurge on anything when my mom is saving every penny at the other side of the world. Even went to a Chinese eat all you can resto alone, didn't stop until I felt like vomiting!
I went to the supermarket after and took some basic stuffs I need at home.
...canned goods
...baby powder for my face (sooo bading LOL)
...soaps, hand sanitizer, tissues
...Durex condoms
waittttttttttttt!condoms?! I don't know why I picked it up and put on my cart haha! I mean, EDC is not even here and there's no other guy! *Ting!*
I remembered I have a cucumber at the fridge! *wink*
Two days before the new year, Egay asked me if I want to go with him at the supermarket, I already had plans to go even if he don't ask me, so I have no choice but to say yes, I don't wanna say no and then he would see me there, it'll just look stupid.
I was on my laptop when Darkguy sent a message :"what time you two will go? can I come?" Egay and him are flatmates. He must've told him.
Its unexpected, its the first time he asked me if he wanna come and if ever this would be the first time we will hang out to the mall. Except that there's the annoying Egay with us LOL! I said yes, I wonder how will it turn out. Would I enjoy his company? or would I be bored? or will I be floating on cloud 9?LOL!
Im just wearing shorts and rubber shoes, casual and fun!(may ganun!) At the van, I occupied the first row, Egay at the second at my back, and when Darkguy arrived he had no choice but to sit at the last row. Every row is for two person, I don't wanna sit beside Egay, that's why!LOL
"I wanna sit beside you, Mac. Moved!" Darkguy said after a few minutes. Before I could make a protest he's already standing and pushing me to move so that he could sit beside me. I cannot believe it! He wanna sit beside me and I'm a little worried Egay might get some clue between us.
"Mac, treat me to dinner ha?" he said while laughing and he held my hand. My eyes was wide open!
"Kapal mo!" and I shook his hand off me. "sige na treat mo koha.." He held it again and I took it off and he held it again. Gosh its electrifying! I was afraid Egay might think of something else between us and I wanna be careful and this Moron is so comfortable!
He kept on bugging me about treating him to dinner, we all just had our salaries that day, and I know he can treat me too to dinner LOL! there are times when he's not holding my hand he would touch my hairy legs and said :" are you a relative of the monkey clan?" Batukan ko nga !
If i know, he's enjoying holding my hand and legs! and me too!hahaha. At the mall, I bought a new oakley bag and I persuaded Egay to buy a new Caterpillarbag after I said many bad things about the bag he's currently using!
Egay had to fall in line at the money transfer booth and that made me and Darkguy alone. We continued on going to shop to shop, and it made me smile whenever he says: "this will look good on you". In fact he's too nice and fun that day. I'm glad I'm having this time with him. But I could sense trouble deep inside. I think I'm a masochist of first kind!
It felt like we're dating...it felt like we're just alone at the crowded mall..it felt like...cloud 9!LOL I was laughing when he asked me if I could take a picture of him at the Christmas snow display on the center of the mall! Parang bata!
When I agreed, and I prepared my phone's camera but he insisted on taking my picture first! whaaaat! this is your idea why i go first! I told him! so then he took my picture and I took his picture too. Finally I have a picture of him, a remembrance for me! We even took a picture of us together. Hay parang si Bea at John Lloyd lang! ako si Bea?!waaaaaaaaaaaaa! My fantasies was like flushed on the toilet bowl when we entered a shop for little kids...for his 9 months old daughter. It felt like I was slapped on both face. "this would look great on my baby" he said.
I smiled and put on a poker face. I asked him to go elsewhere. He would try some clothes on and would call me for opinions. I noticed when he tried on a shirt that there's a big improvement on his body, he's been working out 3 times a week, he really did go back to the gym afterall. I remembered when we're on my bed and he said "OK, I'll go back to the gym for you..." and I thought he just wanted to flatter me with words then.
Finally Egay came back and we went at the food court (haha kuripot!) I wanted to pay for his order but he refused and told me he's just joking when he's insisting on I treating him. In my mind: So you just wanna have a reason to hold my hand at the van?
Egay was at the counter when both of us are waiting for the food when he said that he's tired of dining at this restaurant and blah blah blah.
"I only eat there when I'm on a date" I said. I don't know it just came naturally!
"How come you never asked me for a date?" he answered.
"Huh?" I was speechless. I don't know how to answer it, I was surprised by the accusation on his question.
"So, who are you dating there? Can I see who he is?" he continued.
I said I don't have a pic at my phone. But he didn't believe me. He's insisting that I have one and that he wanna see him.
Good thing Egay came for the rescue. We ate and he never asked me again about it.
My whole family went at the mall today at Alabang,we dine and have fun.This was the day I've been waiting for to happen,a day for shopping!LOL.Actually this day was supposed to be our date with you-know-who until that conversation last night,instead I have my family with me and some new stuffs!Thanks Mom!
But I'm not finish with my shopping haha I can't find a great pair of jeans!I wanted something faded,a little light bluish pair, I'm kinda tired of wearing my dark-colored jeans.I've been everywhere,but i cant find what I want with my budget (you know something around a hundred bucks LOL!) folded and hang was a disappointment!I don't like their latest collection!
We got so annoyed at Kenny Roger's our side dish had a piece of hair on it.I immediately called their manager and said"does your kitchen staff wears hairnets?we have his/her on this!"(starlet ako baket bah!)
Anyway, its mother lily's first night, and i asked secretly "mother,where do u plan on sleeping?with the other room at the middle or with your hubby? she said "i don't wanna sleep with him!I'll be with Anton instead!" and my sister butt in "but how do you plan on saying that to father lily???!"he might transformed into the "hulk" if he gets mad tonight!LOL
So i waited, giggling,laughing at my mother's dilemma!Then my dad came out and asked my sister and said"where are we going to sleep tonight?"because sister have this habit of changing rooms from time to time and fixing them and all,in short she's in charge of the house activity.
Sister hesitated at first but got afraid to tell him what mom wants,she said instead"you guys will be sleeping at the middle room with Anton!"
I snapped and told her when dad was out,"why did you told him that?!
Sister said "why didn't you tell him that!I cant! at least there's Anton in the middle!"
Yesterday, my dad took the knife from my mom and killed her!Kidding! he used the knife for the mangoes hehe and gave them to my mom!aww sweet!.When were alone i said to mother lily "so Sharon,how's Gabby?!" and she threw her sleepers at me!haha
Today at the car, going back home from the mall, its dark but i saw father lily held mother's hands!and I was like laughing silently and thought to myself..."Richard and KC"...for sure mother wants to shake them off!When we got home, at the kitchen, i cornered my mom and asked her"so did you enjoy the sex part?"she just rolled her eyeballs and sigh but she didn't answered my question haha.
Mother got a new cellphone, I wanted it and she said "you cant have that!" she gave me a lot of worthless alibi's but i didn't buy them!Until she confessed that it was given to her by someone!We figured it out!The buying of pants that she cant even tell who will be receiving, so my sister run the cellphone and opened the gallery while mother chased us to stop what were doing and we saw the picture of "him"!hmmm..not bad!haha
So now its confirmed that mother got a boyfriend back at Dubai!I said "mother you're slutty!" LOL!She knows I'm kidding of course.She just laughed but didn't answered.But we got it already.Its alright,you know,she deserves to be happy.Besides its father's fault why she fell out of love for him.
I'm proud of her handling the situation with father,of course she cant tell him that she have a new love now,my father is an impossible person.Father cant even accept the fact that mother don't like him anymore what more the knowledge of her having someone in her life now.Mother is just being civil and friendly at him,besides she'll be only here for a month,might as well be patient,she may thought so.
So that's it for today,I'm eating tempura shrimp flavoured chips!yummy!Tomorrow I'll be going at Makati to my agency and follow up my visa and might as well invite Pao for snacks.Randall(click here to learn about him) were texting when will be our next sexcapades!LOL. I didn't answer, I'm busy at my fave porn sites and have no time with real sex hahaha!
