Itchy-nest

Long time ago, lets say about hmmm, year 2005...there was a slutty-all-the-time-horny-gay-guy around the province of Laguna who pick up guys over the internet. He get to hook up with different guys every week and take them to a nearest motel room. Its like a sexual revolution. A hunger.

That quest for the ultimate pleasure last for more than a year before he actually realized...he needs a good man to love him.

And that guy was ME.

That's the time when I was just discovering who I am. Fresh from admitting to myself, that the charade, and the pretending I'm a straight-guy drama have to stop. It was liberating indeed. Finally admitting and accepting who you are. Believe me. Denying who you are...very stressful.

Going back to what I'm saying. Back in 2005, I was like insatiable. Sex was driving me crazy that I need to get laid all the time! Kahit sino na lang. SEB dito- SEB doon.

I am a changed man now. Pagka-tino-tino ko ngayon. Pagka-hinhin ko na now. Charot!

Henywayz, I met this guy named Vincent. He's also from Laguna. He's tall and moreno looking. Medyo nabaduyan ako sa get up niya. Parang poorita sabi ko. Bad!!!

Pero keribels na. Mas mahalaga e he knows how to suck my dick. And he's as horny as I am. That's what matters then.

I like tall and lean guys...I always imagine them to have big dicks. Ewan ko ba! and I was right about him. When he stripped down his pants, leaving his body with just his white briefs...I almost gasps as soon as the outline of his manhood became visible. I swear, its big. Like 8 inches long!

The biggest so far from all the guys that I bed with. Balbon din siya. Hairs from his chest goes down to his sexy navel and ends inside his underwear. Para akong dinidemonyo sa libog nun sa pag iimagine kung ano itsura nun loob ng brief. I love hairy guys...Mas mab*lb0l mas trip ko! Haroooot! LOL

The kiss was a turn off...his breath was awful. It was really bad. I wanna back out but its too late. Whenever he tried to kiss me, I swear, I was like dying. I don't wanna offend him that's why I just pretend that I'm a bad kisser so that he could stop kissing me na!

His lips went down to my throat, to my neck and I almost screamed with pleasures when he sucked my earlobes...In my mind, di bale, I'll just get a very good shower after this and get rid of his saliva!

Oh, wag kayo maduwal! LOL

He sucked my d*ck pretty good. I moaned and was arching my body with every sucked he did through my balls...

His hard and long d*ck feels really good on my hands...warm. Thick. I was amazed actually. I don't know how to put it all inside my mouth! chos!

I tried though.

After two hours we're both running out of breath and rest for a bit and I immediately took a shower and get dressed. Just said a short thank you and headed out of the door. I didn't make any effort to contact him again.

Its just sex anyway. I'm gonna get a new guy next time I thought.

Days passed by and I was goin on with my usual routine when I noticed something. I was feverish. Irritable. And the itching started.

Inside my genitals...

At first, I ignored it. Thought its nothing. Guys scratch their balls right?LOL. But as days goes on it became worst. The itchiness inside my genitals wont stop. It felt like something was there.

I also noticed some brownish dots and stains on my underwear. Lots and lots of them. Kala ko libag! Nandiri pa nga ko sa sarili ko sabi ko ang tubal ko naman! LOL

When I was scratching down there again...my fingers came across and touched something...something rough. Like a dead cells. I pulled it out...

I checked it out...examined what am holding...and to my surprised!

It has legs and looked like a small crab! and Its jumping too!

Until I realized what it was!!!



I have crabs!!!




OMG!

Pubic lice! Its STD!!!

and those small dots are their eggs! kadiri! my pubes are their breeding ground!

Taena! Napamura talaga ako nun ma-realized ko kung ano yun at pano ako nagkaroon nun! I felt shame. I felt bad. Didn't know what to do. I was scared. I don't have any idea how to get rid of those things inside my pubic hairs! Lago-lago pa naman dun! LOL

Good thing about working at the hospital is you have access to its services. I have friends on every department. Specially resident doctors. I discreetly approached doctor Mike at the ER back then.

Minura nya ko nun matapos ko sabihin sa knya problema ko. He advised and referred me to a specialist. I refused. Nahihiya ako e. I asked him to give me anything.

He prescribed me a medicated shampoo that I could buy at any mercury branches. Its for head lice he said. He said that I should try it first and if it fails I have no other choice but to go to a specialist to have it treated. It costs me 500 pesos at the time.

Natawa pa nga ako nun binibili ko yun, kasi nakatingin sakin ng weird yun attendant sa mercury kasi skinhead ang buhok ko and yet nabili ako ng shampoo for kuto! haha.

As soon as I got the shampoo. I locked myself inside the bathroom and sat on the bowl and poured water on my pubic hairs and wore a condom on my penis and plastered it with a micropore to protect its head from getting irritations from the strong chemicals that I'm about to use. #takot!

I poured the shampoo on it and prayed it'll work. The instructions said let it stick there for about 15 minutes before I rinse it water.

And thank GOD!!! After 3 days of treating it, the irritations, the itching...and the eggs goes away. Minura ko si Vincent thru text for giving me STD! Fuck him.

After that...I slowed down on having sex every week. Ginawa ko nalang twice a month! LOL

Dapat Nyo Tong Malaman!

Maraming bagay bagay akong naobserbahan sa bansang tinutuluyan ko ngayon. Nakakaloka at nakakatawa. Tinagalog ko para di nila maintindihan in case maligaw sila sa blog ko hehe.

Eto nilista ko basahin nyo now na:

Sikat na expression dito kapag may ginawa ka mali or parang mejo nainis sila sau, sasabihin nila "brother, I'll kill you!" haha nun una natakot ako, kasi baka totohanin, lagot ako, parang terorista kasi pero nasanay na din ako na biro lang talaga nila un, parang version ng "bruha ka" or "uten mo" sa atin LOL!

In na in din dito yun pag sasalita ng "same-same" at "too much up" or too much down"! wala din katapusan ang pag gmit ng word na "otherwise"!

Andaming PANA dito, sila yung mga bumbay sa atin. Yan ang tawag namin sa kanila para di nila alam na sila pinag uusapan namin. Madalas holding hands silang mga lalake pag nag lalakad. As in ang sweet di ba, andungis dungis ng itsura na may putik putik makikita mo sa kalye hawak kamay! kaloka! Sabi nila di daw yun kabadingan sa kanila, sign of friendship lang daw ek ek yun!

At kung gano kadami ang pinoy siya ding dami ng mga Pana. Sabi ng iba sila lagi ang kaagaw natin sa mga work abroad. Pero sa hospital namin, lagi nacocompare ng mga patient sila sa mga pinoy. Iba pa din daw tayo, may TLC sa trabaho kumbaga!

At till now di pa din ako masanay sanay sa amoy nilang di ko maintindihan!(pero meron din naman mabango) Amoy bumbay talaga! haha. Madami din ang may ANGHIT! kakahilo. Lalo sama sama sila. Yun tipong mga 10 or 20 people. Naku ang sang-sang! Madalas mga arabo, or taga kalapit na bansa din, mapalalake or mapababae may Putok talaga! Minsan nga naaadik na ako sa amoy nila, parang na-iimune na ako feeling ko masarap na siyang amuyin! parang burger lang bah! LOL

Kaya wag ka mag ba-bus dito kasi pagbaba mo kakapit na din yun amoy nila sa damit mo! buti nalang sosyal ako, nag ta-tricycle ako! nyahaha!

Di ata kasama sa culture nila ang mag deodorant. At itong nga Pana naman, paborito nila ang langis ng niyog! National fruit ata nila to! Pampahid sa buhok, pampahid sa katawan! baka yun din ang lube ng mga bading sa kanila!

At ang mga local dito, pare pareho ng damit. Puro puti! Feeling ko nasa Vatican ako at sang katutak na Priest ang nasa paligid LOL! Pero kahit na same-same sila ng outfit, lagi pa din may stand out, siympre yun mga cute at maganda mag dala ng national dress nila. Mapapalingon ka talaga. Para silang mga santo na nag aparisyon!

Dito, uso ang family day sa mga malls. Tuwing friday yun, kaya pag off mo ng ganun araw wag ka na mangarap mag lamyerda sa mall. Kaya pag di mo kasama pamilya mo, at nagsosolo ka di ka papasukin ng mga guwardiyang bobo. Pag ang magkasama e magkapatid na lalake, or babae lang, di din papapasukin, kasi ang family sa kanila, mother-father-son or daughter. Yun lang! Di ba ang tanga! haha

Ewan ko ba parang bawal ata dito gumamit ng ibang kulay na pintura! Dapat e beige or cream lang! Maliligaw ka kasi pare-pareho kulay ng mga bahay at buildings!

Halos lahat ng locals na nakataklob at nakaputi na saya e tatlo-tatlo telepono, at madalas makikita mong nagsasalita mag isa habang naglalakad! Parang baliw. Yun pala naka headset habang nakikipag daldalan sa cel nila ng walang katapusan. Ang yaman sa load! Halos lahat sila ganun!

My jollibee din dito pero di masarap ang spag. Ang putla! May chowking din. My mcdo, pero walang spag at walang kanin. Puro buns! My pizzahut pero di kasing sarap nun satin. Ang madalas ko kainin e yun mga grilled chicken at beef nila na may mga dahon dahon, sarap!

Dahil sagad sa init dito, natural pati tubig na pampaligo mo mainit din! Kahit nakalagay na sa cold yun knob, mainit pa din lalabas! Waaaa! kaya ang technique, gabi pa lang mag imbak ka na sa balde or drum para pagligo mo kinabukasan malamig na.

Halos walang fake na brand dito. Mapapabili ka tuloy ng orig haha. At madalas UK brands ang available na damit or shoes. Kaya napipilitan tuloy akong bumili sa River Island, Zara or Topman. Pero nun nagbakasyon ako last month namili ako ng sangkatutak na FNH na damit! Mas mura kasi! Hahaha.

Oa din manamit mga tao din, nasa mall lang todo boots pa! Parang mag pe-perform lang! Di masyadong ready!

Nagkalat din ang mga pinoy products dito, mga delata ng sardinas, mga tuyo, may boy bawang pa nga e! pero kakatuwa kasi ang may ari ng grocery store: Pana or arabo!

Ang ayoko pa dito, halos wala ka mapuntahan or mapaglibangan, puro mall at restaurant halos. Wala masyado pasyalan. Pero balita ko nag papagawa na sila ng mga parks and amusement center ek ek. Kaya madalas nasa bahay lang ako, nood tv, internet at jakol-jakol nalang! Toinks!

Relihiyoso din mga tao dito, dasal ng dasal lagi, pero wag ka sila pa minsan ang masasama ang ugali! Kaloka!

Puro supot din sila, pag pasimple ako sumisilip sa etits nila! Pero, malalaki talaga haha!

Yun mga babae naman na local, wag mo titignan at bawal mo makita mukha nun iba sa kanila, lalo yun naka full mask sa face. Jusko ang papanget naman pag aksidente ko nakikita pag inaalis nila. Mabuti pang itago nalang nga niya at wag ng ipakita pa!Kaitsurahan!

At wag ka makikipag away sa kanila kasi, goodbye middle east ka pag nagkataon! Kahit sila pa may kasalanan, ang ending mo, ikaw pa din ang mali! O di ba fair na fair!

Madami tayong mga kababayan na nakakagulat ang sweldo sa sobrang baba. Halos wala pa sa kalahati ng sahod ko. Pero nag titiyaga sila. Kesa daw sa wala. I salute them! Bilib ako sa inyo mga ate!

Madalas ang mga na-aadmit sa emergency e dahil sa heat stroke! Ikaw ba naman magpala at mag semento sa katirikan ng araw with 40-50 degrees ewan ko lang pag di ka natuyuan! haha

Madalas di kami magkaintindihan ng caretaker ng building namin, kasi di sila masyado marunong mag english, yes or no nalang sagot ko. Kahit wala ako ideya kung ano ba yun sinasabi niya!

At ang daming pinoy dito, over! Nun concert nila regine at ogie, dun ko yun napatunayan haha kasi halos mapuno yun football field ng mga pinoy! Grabe!

Ok na din naman tumira dito, sanayan na lang din. Kahit na sobrang init na parang nasa oven, aircon naman lahat ng pupuntahan mo! Sobrang mura pa ng gasolina.

Yun nalang muna ngayon, saka na yun iba, wala na ko maisip e antok na ko, galing pa ako night shift. Bye!

How Often Do You Walk Your Dog?

Warning: The post you are about to read is perverted in nature.If you're not a pervert get your ass off here. Oh com'on! I know you're not leaving LOL!


I've talked to my good friend last time on yahoo messenger and he told me something that really bothered me.

"Mac, when I urinated this afternoon,I think I saw some semen with it."

And I was like "whaaaaattt?!" haha.I thought he was joking, but he isn't.

"This might be due to my lack of masturbation"

"Why?When was the last time you masturbate?"

"Ahm, six months ago?"

I fell off my chair!!! (napatambling ako ng bonggang-bongga mula Laguna hanggang Cavite, nahilo nga 'ko e LOL) after hearing that!Oh My Gawd! I mean, wanking is a normal guy thing right?Im sure even priests are guilty of this! LOL

My cousin even joked around when we were at the church that the reason why the priest was "moody" that day was because he wasn't able to wank! "

"Are you dead serious???!" I said

"Yeah, I know, you wont believe it but its true.For me, masturbation is a sin."

I thought to myself, if that would be a sin, I might be counting like a thousand sins already because I've been masturbating since the Dinosaur era!!! In fact there was a time in my teenage years that I was chilling and I needed to rush home to do it!why does it have to be so good ?!LOL like it has its own mind (yeah I know it has a head too!) but when it feels like it, he wont let me refuse!haha.Was that the "Demon" inside of me?

Maybe if the bathroom floor and tissues can be pregnant I already have dozens of babies LOL!!!!

"Besides I don't have that urge to do it, unlike other guys. Unlike you. I can even survive without sex!"

I cant believe it, that this guy can actually survive for six months! I cant even stand it for 3 days LOL! It feels like I can rape someone like a dog if i cant release that "white-ish-slimy-thing" inside of my "tube" haha as in nakakanginig!!!

I ended up advising him to do it that night(and begged him to do it on web cam so that I can watch LOL!) maybe it was looking for a way out, I added, it might be building up inside and might explode in the coming days!hahaha! I wonder what his boyfriend thinks?They recently got together.

Hmmm,I forgot to ask him the next day though, how it was?like how many gallons had he collected?! or nata-de-coco na ba or kaong? hahaha

How about you? Or are you like him, surviving for 6 months?!haha

Hot Guys This Week!

These are my Fave Hotties of the week!I saw them from the net and I cant stop admiring them!Asians are very sexy!Every now and then I will post pic of those I think worthy of a slot on this blog!

Wait what the hell is this guy doing here????Erase!Erase!Erase!hehehehe

"Dirty Ice Cream"

I always wonder why is our ice cream,you know the one we buy from the street from the “sorbeteros” when we were young and some are still now(I stopped eating it because one of our pedia patients are admitted due to typhoid after eating dirty ice cream,maybe it was just a random chance that the patient got it, a 1:100 ratio maybe),are called “dirty ice cream”? Its not that its dirty or something,right?Then a friend recently told me,”because of how the way you eat it,you idiot!It took me atleast 10 seconds,Oh God Im too slow,then I got it,and I was laughing really loud!(can you see the similarities from the photos?haha)

(Images are taken from yahoo.com)

My Fave Ulam

Adobo is my favorite pinoy food,but if its adobong atay (or chicken liver)with “balunbalunan” oh my God..it will be my greatest ever ever favorite of all time haha.I don’t know why I love it so much,my sister cooks the best adobong atay,and even if its after 2days old from the ref and u reheat it on the microwave it becomes more tasteful you should try it!And if I eat it we have to have a banana!Its the team that makes it enjoyable for me.My usual 1 cup of rice each meal turns into 3 cups if its our main dish.On the other hand “dinuguan” is the food that I really cannot eat!yuck!!!Ciao!