Pumapartey

A month ago, nagplano kami ng surprise birthday party sa aming friend na si Fatima, ang pasimuno ay ang kanyang hipag. Sa ilang taon kasing nakaraan lagi nalang sikreto ang bday niya, malalaman nalang namin sa FB at tapos na! kaazar davah? lol

Kaya naman nakipagsabwatan ako, kasama pa ang ilang kaibigan. Kami na ang sikretong nagpalaganap ng masamang plano haha! Nag imbita kami ng mga kaibigan na close sa knya. Isa sa mga pampalipas oras ng mga nasa gitnang silangan na pinoy ang mga private parties. Dito lang kasi halos nakakapag sama sama bilang busy na ang lahat sa knya kanya work at pamilya.

Yun hipag na ni Fatima ang sumagot sa lahat ng food na ihahain. Pero madami pa din ang nagdala ng foods like cakes and etc. Ako walang dala. Sarili ko lang. Sayang ala ako date. LOL

Kaso itong hipag ni Fatina na si Rowen ay pagkakulit kulit! jusko pag natawag siya sa kin sa telepono ay muntik na ko makatulog sa haba ng kwento! Minsan nga pinagtataguan ko na!

Sinadya ko mandeadma sa mga anumang plano ni Fatima sa bday nya, kasi nakita nya na lahat kami off nun araw na yun! kasi nga nag request na ang lahat ng OFF. kaya naman nag iisip siya magplano!at swimming party gusto ng lola nyo! patay!

Nag dahilan ako na di ako pwede dahil may date ako sa gabing yun. Na kinagat naman niya. At nakita ko na ampalayang ampalaya mukha niya! LOL

At kagabi nga, sabado, Oct 13, dumating na ang pinakaaabangan ng lahat. Andun lahat ng naimbita namin. Complete with props pa kami na pang kiddie party! kakaloka!

ako yan habang sumosolo sa event haha

Pinakamasaya nun nag re-rehearse kami kung paano namin siya susurpresahin. Pinatay ang ilaw, ang timing, ang mga cue, ang script ganyan. Ang saya lang. Para lang kaming mga bata na ke haharot at mga sira ulo.

Si Rowen ang susundo kay Fatima sa building nila sa hospital accommodation for girls.Kapag nagmisscall na siya kay Aileen ibig sabihin need na namin pumuwesto at magpatay ng ilaw.

At nung nag ring ang phone ni Aileen takbuhan na kami at nag panic! Yun pala ibang tao yun tumatawag kay aileen boylet nya ata! sarap lang nya sabunutan di ba? balikan na naman kami sa kulitan at lighst on. hihihi. Muntik na nga mapundi un ilaw kaka false alarm!

At dumating na nga ang takdang oras! Moment of truth!

Kaso palibhasa itong si Rowen ay nuknukan ng pasaway! Hindi sinunod script namin! lahat ng bilin namin wala siyang nagawa! anglakas ng kaba namin kasi feeling namin mabubuking kami! hahaha

Buti nalang nakisama ang pagkakataon  kahit na palpak si Rowen ay naisagawa pa din namin ang masurpresa siya at hindi nya kami nahuli!

Success ang birthday party! nakita namin na masaya siya na andun ang mga friends nya na akala nya ay kinalimutan ang birthday nya.


Ayun mega kainan at inuman na ang lahat. At mawawala ba naman ang videoke? kaloka!

I love surprises!

And I love parties! hihihihi.



Here are some of the pictures:

the surprise!

best part: kainan!

nakikipagpatayan pa ko makapag papichur lang kami ni Wowie! *dakota siya*feeling ko* LOL! (busy yun misis niya sa loob! hihihihi! at si chris pala di ko alam na nasa likod! kaazar!)

Thanks for reading guys! mwah!

Nagtawag Ng Uwak

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It was one of my closest friend's birthday party, Aimee, and everyone arranged their schedules to be there and have fun. I was one of them. I arrived a bit late and many guests are there already but I didn't mind. We're planning to stay late naman till the morning, iinom daw kami. I'll just hang in there and enjoy the party.

Its been weeks since I last went out. Its been all work and sleep for me recently. We've been doing 12hr shift almost everyday at work. Nakakapagod din pala yun walang diversion.

Its exciting to see my former colleagues from the general hospital. Nakaka-miss din sila! I wanna hug the celebrant for inviting those cutie nurses from the medical icu too! hahaha! Naconscious ako ng slight ganyan! I like Geoff and Mitchell!



But when Jordan started singing and dancing along with the videoke, I was on fire! damn! I love the way he swayed his hips! Nakakalibog ang bulge nya sa fitted maong nya!

My friends are laughing when I was the one choosing sexy songs for Jordan to sing! alam na! basta gusto ko yun gigiling siya! Toink!

I was talking to Dino and I thought, damn, his breath was awful! amoy tae! then I realized that the smell was coming from the Papaitan he's eating! napatawa naman ako! Ke-baho pala nun! LOL

Parang pinagbabaran ng isang linggong panty na ginamit ng celebrant ang amoy! I don't like it! ewwwww!

"Langya ka Mac, mabango hininga ko gago ka!" when I've told him what I thought of his breath.

Some of the guests are just beside the big tv screen and watching ASAP, how boring they look like! Walang tv sa knila? deprived?

Anywayz, I thanked Aimee for having my favorite Menudo at the table. She's really a sweetheart. I requested for it though and pinagbigyan naman nya ko! I missed it terribly! As in! At saka yun ginataang kuhol! hayyyy.....love! LOL

The party was a success! I thought the visitors are coming endlessly! But when the clock hits midnight, it was only us there! Our group! and the real party began!

We started drinking tequila, tagayan galore na, and Oden was slicing the lemon at the corner. He's drunk because he's using chopstick in eating the fish crackers na as in!

"hey Mac its your turn na!" Oden told me. Then I would gladly drink my turn. And with just seconds the shot glass was in front of me again! Nalingat lang ako, its my turn again? WTF!

"Whats this? is it my turn again?????"

"yeah! we did ours already! drink your's Mac, dont cheat!" it was chris.

So I would drink my glass of tequila and would go back flirting and talking to Geoff beside me and Oden would call me again and telling me its my turn again!

"We didn't see you drinking!"

"I did drink my shot last time!"

"No! maybe you gave it to Geoff!"

So ako naman iinumin...and huling huli ko silang nagtatalikuran tuwing iinom ako!

Mga walangya!

dinadaya ako!

di nga naman nila ko nakikita! kasi natalikod sila pasimple!

Napagbabatukan ko nga ang mga ugok!

I saw a bottle of Napoleon, me and Fatima poured a glass of it and drank a few. That's the time that I felt that I'm a bit dizzy! Nakakarami na ko ng naiinom!

Geoff was always on my side kaya naman siya lagi napapagtripan ko! I would ask him to remove his jacket and flex his arms for us...tapos his abs naman...ang hot lang!

I put a piece of fish cracker on my lips and told him that he should put the other end of it on his mouth! parang sa spaghetti lang ganyan, landian! hahaha

When he followed my instructions, I immediately ate the whole crackers and landing my lips on his lips!!!! Instant kiss on straight Geoff's lips!



Sa pagkabigla nya di nya malaman paano magre-react!!!

Tawa ako ng tawa! nakaisa ako!

Hindi matapos tapos ang pagpupunas niya ng lips nya when he realized what have just happened!

"Grabe ka naman Mac! Inisahan mo ko!" but he's such a good sport and we started drinking again!

I know that I'm drunk. Di ko na alam iniinom ko! jose cuervo pa ba or napoleon! kahit ano nalang! lagok kung lagok!

My face felt swolen and reddish...and I felt like sleeping na.

But I still continue on drinking and chatting and flirtin around! Mitchell was singing a song and holding my hand...I feel like melting right that moment! LOL




Few more minutes till I cannot handle it anymore! I went to the toilet and puke! waaaaaa! Sayang ang menudo!

I sat and asked my friend to go home. I told them I wanna sleep na and rest...I don't feel good at all. That's the time that they started teasing me na haha. Ako na ang pinagti-tripan! Mga gagong yun!

They took pictures of me wasted and drank! ginawa akong tourist attraction?

I was saying something when I felt like puking again! I ran to the toilet but couldn't make it! I saw the pre-digested food coming out of my mouth in front of my friends at the floor!!!!

I vomitted at the floor!

at the floor!

Please kill me now! LOL

The next day I had a bad hang over and checked facebook and saw my pictures!!!

shet!







Wag nyo ko husgahan! Oo nah! nakokowhiyaaaaaaaaa! LOL

Pwde Bang Mamatay Na Lang?! Now Na! LOL

Dumating na ba kayo sa puntong gusto nyong saktan ang isang kaibigan?

Yung iduldol ang pagmumukha niya sa maligasgas na pader at saka balatan gamit ang mapurol at kinakalawang na kutsilyo at saka tadtadin ng pinong pino? o kaya naman e tapyasin ang mga labi niya at iprito sa asido at saka tahiin ang bibig niya gamit ang barbed wire?

O kaya patayin na lang para may katarungan?!

Ako, Oong-Oo!!!

Nag umpisa ang lahat sa isang party. Birthday ni Rod. Kasamahan namin sa work. Imbitado ang lahat sa department namin at sa department ng asawa niya which is Nursing service. Kabilang sa Nursing Service ang mga cutie na sina Vanz at Hardy.

Sa kanilang dalawa super crush ko si Hardy. Moreno. Lalaking lalaki ang dating. Mahiyain. Parang torpe. Parang nerd. Parang malibog! LOL

Ganun ang mga trip ko! Yun nga lang di ako sure kung bading ba siya or straight. Failed ang gaydar ko sa knya.

Crush ko din nun una si Vanz, pero hindi as in. Slight-slight lang. Yun tipong di ako ganun kikiligin sa knya. Pampalipas ko lang siya ng oras kapag wala ng ibang cute na nurse sa paligid, ganun lang! haha

Alam ng mga kaibigan ko yun sa department namin. Pero hindi ng ibang area.

Duty ako kaya naman sa kasamaang palad e hindi ako nakasama. Ganda! Pero ang mga kaibigan ko ay available. Nagbiro pa ako kay Aimee na bantayan si Hardy. Kapag may aali-aligid e singitan niya agad para di makaporma ang mga gurlalu at boylalu!

Updated ako sa Blackberry Messenger. Nagsesend ng pictures ang friend ko. Sasaya nila. May pictures pa nga siyang sinend kasama si Vanz at si Hardy! At kayakap niya ng mahigpit si Hardy! Inaasar niya ko. Na sinasakyan ko naman kunyari selos ako ek ek.

Hanggang sa mag stop na ang mga updates. Lasing na ata ang mga hitad, sa isip isip ko.


Kinabukasan, nakarating sa akin ang masaklap na balita!


Lasing na ang lahat. Lalo na ang friend kong si Aimee at nakadaldalan at nakalandian niya si Vanz na lasing na din. Inilalakad pala niya ko kay Vanz nun mga oras na yun at sinabi na gustong gusto ko siya. Na kung maari ay bigyan ako ng chance at kung ano ano pang mga bagay na out of my hands na!

Gulat na gulat si Vanz sa nalaman niya. Hindi siya makapaniwala. "Ganun?! Si kuya Mac? isang beses palang kami nag usap a...crush agad niya ko!"

Dahil pareho nang lasing at maingay na nagtatawanan, nakakatawag na sila ng atensyon ng ibang mga bisita.

Narinig ng halos lahat ang mga sinabi ni Vanz. Tinatakpan ni Aimee ang bibig ni Vanz at sinasabing wag siya maingay!

Pero ayaw magpaawat ni Vanz dahil lasing, maharot na siya. Akala nya ayos lang ang lahat! Saka niya sinabi ang linyang naging imortal na sa pandinig ng lahat ng bisita:



"Hindi ko siya TYPEEEEEEEEE!"





Juice ko po!



Yan ang reaksyon ko with matching nganga sabay takip ng bibig nun magkita-kita kami ng mga tao sa department namin at makarating sa akin ang saksakan nang pleasant na balita at ang buong pangyayari nun party na halos mamatay ako sa hiya at gusto ko na lamunin ako ng lupa ng mga oras na yun.


This can't be happening!


Doble doble ang kahihiyang inabot ko!

Una, ay ang idaldal ni Aimee kay Vanz mismo na crush ko siya, na supposed to be ay lihim lang sa amin! at ang funny part pa e dapat kay Hardy niya ginawa ang paglalakad sakin in the first place na mali pa din dahil hindi naman ako nagpapalakad!!!!

At ang pangalawa, ay ang ipagdukdukan sa mukha ko at malaman ng buong bayan ang isang masaklap na katotohan na crush ko si Vanz ...at hindi pala niya ko type! Toink!

Durog!

Warat!

Jusko ate charo!

Naging tampulan ako ng tukso ng mga lalakeng colleague ko na puro sira ulo pa naman!

"wala, laos ka Mac, hindi ka type! wala ka!"

Ang jukit-jukit sa Pride-Chicken ko! shet lang! taena!

Damang dama ko! wagas na wagas...rejected ako kahit wala naman ako ganun feelings kay Vanz!

Sira ulo kasi tong si Aimee! san ba niya nakuha yun idea na si Vanz ang gustong gusto ko? Tutulong din lang siya sa maling tao pa!

Sa maling tao pa!!! repeat 10x!

LOL!

Ang sarap sarap niya tirisin nung mga sandaling yun! Todo apologized naman siya sa akin. As in super sorry siya. Sinumpa pa niya na hinding hindi na daw siya iinom.

Neknek niya!

Echosera siya!

Kesyo usapang lasing daw yun at malamang wala din daw naalala si Vanz.

E siya nga naalala nya e! e di naalala din ni Vanz!!!

Letse!



Nun magkasabay kami ni Vanz ng duty one day, jusko halatang halatang naiilang siya! Hindi makatingin sa akin!

Obviously, naalala niya ang masaklap na katotohanan!




Please kill me now!!!





Tapos mumultuhin ko ang talipandas na kaibigan kong si Aimee hanggang sa bangungutin ang hitad! LOL

Kiddie Party

We had a busy and fun day today, its my 5 year old nephew's birthday.He's the one and only baby in our family, since there's only two offspring my parents produced, me and my sister, of course they aren't expecting any kid coming from me!LOL' But come to think of it, having a kid of my own is kinda nice.Not a bad idea.Hmmm, i could adopt a child someday soon.

Maybe I'll find a surrogate mother,or hire a housemaid and get her pregnant LOL! and a houseboy too?Toinks!!!

But I dismissed the idea for the meantime, here's my plan:

• Work abroad.Save money.Buy a house and lot.
• Find a boyfriend for good.You know a housewife material kind of bf hehe.
  
• Adopt a baby.Probably a gay baby too!So that we could be one big gay family!haha

Anyway, yesterday we were at the mall, my mom and my sister and Anton (my nephew), we didn't ask my dad to come haha, but i know he's waiting to be invited! Mom and me went at the toy's section while sis and Anton went at the supermarket to buy groceries for today's party. We bought four toys, one from me, moms, dads and my sis.

We're so wanna save a lot from buying our gifts so we focused on items that are so big and around 100 to 150 pesos!haha "kuripot e!" did i mention that I'm Anton's godfather too?!He's so lucky to have me!Bleh! He is just a kid who doesn't understand which is expensive and not so he's already happy receiving lots of gifts, and I'm so glad he liked all of it when he opened them haha!

Its funny since we're saving money,we went at the free gift wrapping section of the mall and have our gifts wrapped,there's only two colors of available, pink and blue...since Anton is a boy,we obviously get the blue one, so all four gifts are all in blue wrappers!hahaha.It looks pathetic!(carry lang!haha)

Anton got a lot of visitors, its not actually a big birthday party, just enough to accommodate some relatives and friends.He's so happy with the playmates, he never have the chance to play a lot from other kids since he's the only child of my sister. He's alone at our house most of the time playing with himself (did that sound like something else?LOL)

Then the time has come to open up his gifts, he's so excited!I even recorded the moment at our digicam.He started playing all toys and before the sun was down, all all broken!LOL. Sooo low quality!We promised to buy him better toys next time hahaha.