June 2, 2009

How Often Do You Walk Your Dog?

Warning: The post you are about to read is perverted in nature.If you're not a pervert get your ass off here. Oh com'on! I know you're not leaving LOL!


I've talked to my good friend last time on yahoo messenger and he told me something that really bothered me.

"Mac, when I urinated this afternoon,I think I saw some semen with it."

And I was like "whaaaaattt?!" haha.I thought he was joking, but he isn't.

"This might be due to my lack of masturbation"

"Why?When was the last time you masturbate?"

"Ahm, six months ago?"

I fell off my chair!!! (napatambling ako ng bonggang-bongga mula Laguna hanggang Cavite, nahilo nga 'ko e LOL) after hearing that!Oh My Gawd! I mean, wanking is a normal guy thing right?Im sure even priests are guilty of this! LOL

My cousin even joked around when we were at the church that the reason why the priest was "moody" that day was because he wasn't able to wank! "

"Are you dead serious???!" I said

"Yeah, I know, you wont believe it but its true.For me, masturbation is a sin."

I thought to myself, if that would be a sin, I might be counting like a thousand sins already because I've been masturbating since the Dinosaur era!!! In fact there was a time in my teenage years that I was chilling and I needed to rush home to do it!why does it have to be so good ?!LOL like it has its own mind (yeah I know it has a head too!) but when it feels like it, he wont let me refuse!haha.Was that the "Demon" inside of me?

Maybe if the bathroom floor and tissues can be pregnant I already have dozens of babies LOL!!!!

"Besides I don't have that urge to do it, unlike other guys. Unlike you. I can even survive without sex!"

I cant believe it, that this guy can actually survive for six months! I cant even stand it for 3 days LOL! It feels like I can rape someone like a dog if i cant release that "white-ish-slimy-thing" inside of my "tube" haha as in nakakanginig!!!

I ended up advising him to do it that night(and begged him to do it on web cam so that I can watch LOL!) maybe it was looking for a way out, I added, it might be building up inside and might explode in the coming days!hahaha! I wonder what his boyfriend thinks?They recently got together.

Hmmm,I forgot to ask him the next day though, how it was?like how many gallons had he collected?! or nata-de-coco na ba or kaong? hahaha

How about you? Or are you like him, surviving for 6 months?!haha

35 comments:

cb said...

parang singa lang pero mas masaya. haha

cb said...

haha i used to be really ashamed about stuff like this. i would even lie to my classmates na di ako nag-"gaganon." haha we all do it. it's a natural thing.

MC said...

Absolutely hilarious!
Hindi ba abuso kapag everyday? parang yakult lang,everyday okay. haha

Mac Callister said...

@MC--haha nung teenager ako everyday ata pero now hindi na LOL!nakakapanghina kaya!

JIMG29 said...

It's a good web-cum advice that we all should see, haha, as my perversion always got the best of me. Totally natural!

Summer said...

Hahaha...Natawa akoh sa comment ni MC.Parang yakult lang,everyday ok..hahaha..

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Mac Callister said...

@jimg29--haha i agree!ang sarap kaya LOL!

@summer--ewan ko ba dun may pa-yakult-yakult pang nalalaman haha

Bleeding Angel said...

freaking serious? lol...

Turismoboi said...

ako gabi gabi za ym dont azk kung ilan bec di ka rin believe

StarFish said...

its funny how you put a "warning" on top of this post... lol all of your post are perverted.... and i often walk my dog about twice a day... lol!

have a great week!

ViN

Mac Callister said...

@turismoboi--haha alam ko pinaggagwa mo dun LOL!

@starfish--ofcourse not!haha.take care my friend

Chronicler said...

Of course I do it regularly...its a good stress reliever....heheheh

Mac Callister said...

@chronicler--haha very much true!

Tizzz said...

LOL!!! To me 6 months is a sin, to deny the pleasure

livingstain said...

nakakatawa, tawa ako ng tawa, try ko ngang mga tumbling mula ortigas hanggang nueva ecija.... whahaha...

no comment ako sa issue, pero sige na nga aaminin ko na, hindi ako nag gaganon.... oha!

joyo said...

haha... hindi ako lumayas... curious ako haha...

Wilberchie said...

I have a friend, an altar-server, he swears that he hasn't even fondled his since birth!

CREEPY!!! Super panis na yun! Waahahahah!

Mac Callister said...

@bleedingangel--haha natatawa ako sayo!

@tizz--nakaka ulol na un!

@livingstain--hay naku baka tamaan ng kidlat hmmm!LOL

@joyo--sabi ko na nga ba e!LOL

@wilberchie--mas grabe pa pala yan!

Michael Rivers said...

I think it's more of a sin not to do it. haha. I've been walking the dog 2 or 3 times a day since I was in my teens. I'd say 99% of guys do it that often in the teen years. As we get older some guys really slow down. I never have and hope I never do!

Mac Callister said...

@michael--true,haha a rush of libido!

Earthling Chic said...

OMG Seriously? Haha, if he's a girl, sigurp maiintindihan ko pa eh, haha but a guy? meju nakakaloka, my boyfriend admit, he does it everyday - - and not once, LOL! who knows kung ilan, hahaha!

ACRYLIQUE said...

Haha. Bakit kaya may guilt after gawin yun?

Natawa talaga ako dun sa yakult everyday...

So, pag hindi everyday, nagiging TAHO?

dencios said...

tangina ako nga kahit saan abutan e. and im dead serious about it..


hehe

Mac Callister said...

@earthling chic--haha at talagang sinabi ng bf mo ha!ganda ng name mo a!

@acrylique--ako din!kala ko ako lang haha.

@dencios--haha dencios kahit saan talaga?!liboggg!LOL

stainedheart said...

hahay! depende cguro if you already have someone...but sometimes i'd still sneak to the toilet and have a personal time with my little one and do "the wanking of the week". and the rest....well its up to my boyfriend. hahahaha.

ui, mac iniwan mo nman ako kagabi! hmp lumalandi ka nman doon sa tga saudi mong crush na PT. ewan ko ba sino kaya dito sa mga top commenters mo.

Solo said...

Wow! Dami nagparticipate sa post na to..Ano to forum?! lol..;D
Hi Mac, how are you fren?;D

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♥ jeLai ♥ said...

thnx po sa info!
khapon ko lng pinalitan yung layout ko at di ko npansin na may mali pala sa comment moderation..
ok na po! gnawa ko nlang pop-up yung comment page..

Basyon said...

Do all you guys have to do this?! lol..;D Just kidding. Peace out! hehe
Bakit may Yakult?! Kunyari walang alam..wuehehe..;D More..;D

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REDLAN said...

ako nakasurvive one year! lol one month pala. tsk tsk. sarap ng feeling after ma-realease.

<*period*>; said...

@MAC AND CB...pansinin niyo po yung dates nung mga nakalagay na statements ni kenny...at balikan niyo po yung post ko about him na 'emo mode' dated may 16...mas maiintindihan niyo po yung story...

lahat po nung nakalagay na statements na yun ay mula sa lahat ng friendster comments na ipinadala niya...

at nagulat na lang ako ng basahin ko ng isa-isa..may nabuong istorya..sabayan pa ng music na maririnig sa blog ko

Anonymous said...

mac, nag-email ako sa iyo.
hit me back soon.
:)

Mac Callister said...

@stainedheart--langya ka ang daldal mo sasabunutan kita e!LOL

oo alam ko may asawa ka!

@solo--hehe kakatuwa nga mga comments nila e.im good naman thank you for asking

@jelai--u're welcome

@basyon--hehe

@redlan--haha sarap nga niyan patikim?LOL!!!!!

@period--a ganun ba hehe

HOMER said...

natural lang yan hehe

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KRIS JASPER said...

sigh.....

Im too innocent to understand these things....

:)

Mac Callister said...

@KJ--LOL!!!!