January 24, 2010

Life Changing Moment!LOL


I have the same routine everyday. I go to work. Then go home.

Sometimes we go out. Then same routine again.

Yesterday night, I was out from work at 10pm. Our driver drove me home and I went to the elevator. I opened the lights of my big empty flat. I'm living alone on this 3 bedroom flat since September when my housemate had his ten days vacation to the Philippines and didn't come back.

So literally, this is my house LOL!

I already have a simple plan that night, I will eat something light, open my mails then hit the bed early! But after eating, my stomach asked me to deposit some wealth to the throne, so I went to my comfort room. I was in a hurry.

When I'm done, what a relief I said. Then I rotate my doorknob.
It didn't open. I realized, I pushed the door too hard when I came in.
I tried it again, still not opening.
I used the keys, but it was not lock at all.
I tried it again, I know it will open... I'm telling to my self
I'm starting to panic...

Door...please open....I whispered.
Still not opening....
Then, I gave up! That's it!
I'm trapped inside!Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

I'm alone in the house!
No housemate!
I was on the top floor!on the 6th!
My next neighbour is on the fifth floor!
My phone was on my bed!
I have nothing to use to open the freakin door!

I don't know what to do!
I broke the doorknob thinking if I break it, the door will open
But it gotten much worst!LOL
I realized I made it much more impossible to open.

I used the keys to cut the wood and reach for the metal that's holding the door to close. But it doesn't help in any way. It will only take me many hours to finish it if I continue that. I'm perspiring already. I searched the bathroom for any thing that will aide me in destroying whats remaining of the doorknob. But there's nothing huhu.

Shall I shout for help?
But I don't hear my neighbor from below me. Usually I hear them talking on their bathroom windows below mine. But I'm thinking, if I shout for help, and if they heard me, they wont be able to help me right away!

They need keys to my main door! and;
Another keys to my room!(because I locked my room!)
The only people who has copies are from the personnel department!
Waaaaaa!

They need to break in and destroy my door to get to me! I don't want that to happen! I know if they break my door, it will take them many days to rebuild it! I wont have a door for the next days!!!That's the system here!

I looked outside from my window, the rooftop is too high if I climbed it.( Ano ko, spidergay?) But what will happen if I'm able to get to the rooftop from the window? the doors on the stairs are closed there! i will shout from the rooftop?

waaaa that's nuts! Unglamorous too!

But just thinking I will shout: Help! Help! from my window or up there is giving me chills!

Its so Ka-Ka!

KAKAHIYA!LOL

Erase that thought!!!Eraseeeee!!!

I wanna cry...I'm so helpless...I don't know what to do....

I tried to put back the doorknob that I just pulled on the door. Useless. I was already thinking many good things to do when I get out of here! This event is life changing, you know!LOL

I finally used the floor mop handle and pushed hard on the place of the broken doorknob!

It opened!!!!!That's so unexpected!!

I was so happy! I thanked God!

I checked the time, I was trapped inside for more than 3o minutes!

Hudas na pinto!hayop ka!LOL

January 22, 2010

Put Your Hand Inside


Its always hot seeing a guy putting his hand inside his pants and reposition or adjust his d*ck when they think no one sees them! such a big turn on!haha. I remembered when I was in high school most of my male classmates are doing it, for two reasons (1) they're having a hard on, and they called it kambiyo haha; (2) it got caught or was in an uncomfortable position inside their briefs. I just love it.

But I believe its not respectful when you guys do it with girls around. Did I just sound greedy?LOL

Especially when you do this:


And a bonus to all you perverty readers, just look at Taylor's Lautner's (Jacob of Twilight Saga) bulge here!!!! Its so cute!LOL


Yum! Yum! Extra rice please!!!LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

January 19, 2010

Top Grosser Film Of 2009!


Ever wondering which movie last 2009 made much money in the box office? I was surprised that Avatar beats the transformers!wow. Not bad, its such a great movie too and I heard it won some awards at the recent Golden Globe. James Cameron is once again King Of The World!haha.

Here's the list:
  1. Avatar
  2. Transformers:Revenge of the fallen
  3. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
  4. Up
  5. The Twilight Saga:New Moon
  6. The Hang over
  7. Star Trek
  8. The Blind Side
  9. Monsters Vs. Aliens
  10. Ice Age:Dawn of the Dinosaurs
I saw all these movies except for The Hangover and The Blind Side. But going to find time soon. Check out the runner ups:

11.Alvin and the Chipmunks:The Squeakquel
12.Sherlock Holmes
13.Wolverine
14.Night at the Museum 2
15.2012
16.The Proposal
17.Fast and Furious
18.G.I Joe:The Rise of Cobra
19.Paul Blart:Mall Cop
20.Taken

source:boxofficemojo.com