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Warning: The post you are about to read is perverted in nature.If you're not a pervert get your ass off here. Oh com'on! I know you're not leaving LOL!


I've talked to my good friend last time on yahoo messenger and he told me something that really bothered me.

"Mac, when I urinated this afternoon,I think I saw some semen with it."

And I was like "whaaaaattt?!" haha.I thought he was joking, but he isn't.

"This might be due to my lack of masturbation"

"Why?When was the last time you masturbate?"

"Ahm, six months ago?"

I fell off my chair!!! (napatambling ako ng bonggang-bongga mula Laguna hanggang Cavite, nahilo nga 'ko e LOL) after hearing that!Oh My Gawd! I mean, wanking is a normal guy thing right?Im sure even priests are guilty of this! LOL

My cousin even joked around when we were at the church that the reason why the priest was "moody" that day was because he wasn't able to wank! "

"Are you dead serious???!" I said

"Yeah, I know, you wont believe it but its true.For me, masturbation is a sin."

I thought to myself, if that would be a sin, I might be counting like a thousand sins already because I've been masturbating since the Dinosaur era!!! In fact there was a time in my teenage years that I was chilling and I needed to rush home to do it!why does it have to be so good ?!LOL like it has its own mind (yeah I know it has a head too!) but when it feels like it, he wont let me refuse!haha.Was that the "Demon" inside of me?

Maybe if the bathroom floor and tissues can be pregnant I already have dozens of babies LOL!!!!

"Besides I don't have that urge to do it, unlike other guys. Unlike you. I can even survive without sex!"

I cant believe it, that this guy can actually survive for six months! I cant even stand it for 3 days LOL! It feels like I can rape someone like a dog if i cant release that "white-ish-slimy-thing" inside of my "tube" haha as in nakakanginig!!!

I ended up advising him to do it that night(and begged him to do it on web cam so that I can watch LOL!) maybe it was looking for a way out, I added, it might be building up inside and might explode in the coming days!hahaha! I wonder what his boyfriend thinks?They recently got together.

Hmmm,I forgot to ask him the next day though, how it was?like how many gallons had he collected?! or nata-de-coco na ba or kaong? hahaha

How about you? Or are you like him, surviving for 6 months?!haha