Mag-LasLas

Pabalik na sana ako ng unit namin nun makita kong abala si pinoy x-ray tech sa harap ng machine nya sa hallway. Nag eenter daw ng mga data. High tech lang ang x-ray machine niya ha infairness! May preview na sa screen ng results bago isalin sa film! at touch screen! Bonggels!

Si Emerson. Bago bago pa siya dito. Mga 3 months ganyan. May asawa at 3 anak sa pinas. Straight daw. Ewan baka nga, madalas kasing nasablay ang gaydar ko e! hahaha.

Tuwing magkikita kami grabe lang ang enthusiasm nya! or ganun lang talaga siya? parang hyper kapag magkausap kami.

Hinaharot harot ko sya minsan, errrr, sige na nga medyo madalas! LOL Pero mas cute yun isa si Theo! mejo chubby hihihi.

Pero anyway, si Emerson ang andito so, pagtiyagaan na! chos!

Dinikitan ko siya at kunyari interesado matuto sa pag ek ek ng machine. Hanggang sa kakatanung ko napunta ang usapan sa kung ano pinag kakaabalahan nya kapag off siya. Nagbabasketball daw. Naks, lakas makalalake, basketball!

"Kainis naman kasi manood ng basketball games ng mga player ng hospital! Madalas naka shirt sa ilalim ng sando ala na ko makitang kili kili !" biro ko pa

"Ah ako nakasando ako kapag naglaro, kaya dapat manood ka kapag kalaban namin lalo yung department nyo!"

Natanung ko pa kung nag wowork out ba siya, hindi daw, mga simpleng exercise lang ginagawa nya...sabay kapa ko sa braso nya. Pinisil-pisil...

"Matigas naman a..."

Hindi nya malaman kung pano magrereact sa ginawa ko hahaha! Na-overpower ko si mokong! LOL

Parang gusto nya sumigaw ng "waaaaaa! help! si mac o!" Pero di nya ginawa dahil malamang gusto din nya na pinipisil pisil ko ang package! chosssssssssss!

Madalas lang daw siya nasa bahay. Minsan lang lumabas.

"Malamang puro ka lang bateh"

Muntik na siyang masamid sa narinig. At kita ko na nagkakandamali mali na siya ng pag eenter ng data sa screen ng machine nya!

"Oy mag focus ka nga diyan!"

"E pano naman ako mag focus sa mga sinasabi mo!" sabi nya na natatawa.

Asus ikaw pa! Mukhang lagi mo naman ginagawa yun! Lahat naman ata ng andito na lalake sa middle east at walang asawa nagbabateh noh!

E ano pa ba gagawin dito e di magbateh!

Char!

Hanggang sa nagulat ako at siya na mismo nagkukuwento!

"Yun isang kasamahan ko na pinoy pinahiram ako ng external hard drive na puno ng porn! Punong puno. Inuwi ko at pinanood..."

"O, siyempre alam na!"

"aba oo ano pa nga ba magagawa, e di ilabas at magsalsal!"

Ako naman ang natawa sa term na ginamit nya!

Nag init ako by the way he said it...iba ang dating sa kin. Tinigasan ako. Promise.

Napapalingon tuloy ako sa likuran namin kung may dumadaan at nakakarinig sa kabalahuraan ng pinag uusapan namin!

Nasa hallway kami at umi-echo pa ang mga boses namin!!!

May isang dumaan pero. Bumbay naman. So keribels lang. Tuloy siya ng kwento.

"Sarap potah! tapos nun sympre pagod, ang sarap ng tulog ko...tapos, nun magising, ayun na naman binuksan ko na naman! Siyempre salsal ulet!"

This time tawang tawa na ko! Ang kulet lang ni gago!

"E night shift pa ko nung time na yun, bago pumasok nanood na naman ako! inilabas ko na naman at nagsalsal bago umalis ng bahay!"

"Taena ka ang libog mo! haha"

"Nun pagdating ko sa work ng night shift, ayun na shet..."

"Ano?nagsalsal ka din while on duty???" nanlalake mata ko nun magtanung

"Oy hindi naman! nun nasa duty na ko ayun na, hinang hina ako..para akong lalagnatin! Nasobrahan ata ako."

Di ko na naman napigilan mapatawa ng wagas!

"After non, isinoli ko na yun hard drive taena makasalanan yun Mac! Ayoko na sa bahay ko yun!"

Nagtatawanan pa din kami nun biglang nag-click at bumukas yun nakasaradong pinto ng In-house-nursing-supervisor!

Katabing katabi lang namin ang opisina nya!

Shetness! May tao pala dun!

Malamang rinig na rinig nya ang lahat ng pinag uusapan namin sa umi-echo na hallway!

Ang masaklap pa...

Pinoy ang duty!

si Ate Rose!!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Nagkatinginan nalang kami nun nilampasan nya kaming dalawa na as if ala kami dun!


Nakokowhiyaaaa!


"Ikaw kasi!!!!" siniko at nilayasan ko ang balahurang si Emerson!

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P.S

E kayo? do you masturbate while watching porn? LOL



(I've found an interesting article about guys who masturbate too much haha. Read HERE. )

What You Don't Know

This year, I've decided to be more personal on my blog entries (di pa pala personal yun mga kahalaya'ng pinagsusulat ko dati?!), I wanna share more of ME to my readers...I wanna bare my soul...

So now I enumerated some things you don't know about me (some would say, who cares?!kever blog ko to noh!):

• Since I'm so single-ness, sex-less and "waiting", I have to do the deed on my own! and I cannot do it without watching porn! I'm a certified porn addict LOL. I love Latinos, and dark guys f*cking! and with lots of hairs down there too! That's too hot for me! My external hard drive are full already, I gotta buy a new one with a bigger storage capacity! :-) and by the way, I use tissue to wipe it.

• I fantasize Rocco Nacino, Mike Tan, Paulo Avelino and Rayver Cruz make out with each other over and over! hahaha ang babata nila! My pagka-Pedo ako?!LOL

• I lost 9 kilos after I followed this 3-day diet that my friend gave me, from 64 kilos I am now 55!!! I was so shocked too that I lost that much! I discovered that rice is the enemy too! LOL

• I have sweaty hands. Its too awkward when I'm holding hands with someone. (lalo na pag HHWW! ewwww!) I'm treating it with what my derma suggested. ah-ah not the one on your mind! I'm not pee-ing on my hands noh! yucky!

• I own 2 eyeglasses ( i have a 300 and 275 grade), a cheap one for my everyday use at home and a thick nerdy-look bvlgari eye wear for going out and I do wear super dark brown colored contact lenses while at work.

• I have 7 different colored scrub-suits for work that I bought from pinas! Everyday different scrubs, Oh di ba hongtohray!!!

• I don't know how to play basketball!!! Well, I guess most gay guys don't! I don't know if I'm right though. Actually I don't have any sports at all! hahaha

• I love watching scary and gory movies. I loved the Walking Dead series too. I am a TV show addict, seen too many of them to mention.

• I still wear the ring that me and ex-bf bought till now (bond-ring) not because I still have feelings for him but because it a pretty nice ring! LOL

• I have my head shaved every week. As in every week!! No skip! Been skinhead for about 8 years now.

• I was sexually abused by a gay cousin who owns a beauty parlor next to our house. I didn't tell my parents about it. Kinda liked it too back then though. bata pa malibog na?LOL

• I don't like dinuguan and bopis and kilawin...but I love to eat adobo'ng atay and balunbalunan!

• My brother in law has a body as hot as hell! Sometimes I cannot stop but to look at it secretly! LOL

• I'm a lazy bastard! If you could only see my room, you wont believe that its mine! I'm so freakin lazy to clean up!

• I don't use toothpick to remove the food trapped between my teeth and braces, I use the 1 ml tuberculin syringe! My friends have to close their eyes once I start using it after we eat!

• Till now, I still remember how it felt like to be loved by my ex-bf Jason. If I could turn back time, I would do anything not to break his heart. But till now, no one ever loved me like the way he did 6 years ago...it was intense and romantic. I am hopeless romantic!

• Most of my ex-boyfriends are chubby! I don't know, Im not a chaser naman!haha. Nagkakataon lang...madali kasi akong ma-inlove kapag pinakitaan na ko ng ka-sweetan! Chos!

• When I do blog hopping, it annoys me when the blogger set the music to play automatically on their page. I would immediately turn it off! Sorry guys!

• Biggest mistake ever? was when I committed my self to a past relationship that I even changed my principle just for him! Now I regret it big time!

• It will take me 2 or 3 changing of clothes before I could finally decide which one to wear!

• Last year, I have sets of blogger whom I have a big crush on! hahaha. Landi mode lang! sina: (1.)iurico, (2.)dencio, (3.)darc d., (5.) felipe, (6.) jepoy, (7.)desole' boy, (8.) kuri and (9.) ceiboh.

This year kaya? sana mas madami pa na dumating! ahahay! harot!!! That's all folks! dami din pala! Sorry for a lame entry! bye-bye!

Erwin's D*ck

I was checking my Facebook and saw a familiar name on my friend's status update, where he made a comment, it was Erwin. I was excited seeing his photos or what happened to him after college. That's why I love these social networking sites, you get to see a lot of old friends. I had an erection remembering him nyahaha!

I cannot forget this guy because, his d*ck was the first thing I've seen in my entire life back then!

Well, let me take you back ten years ago...

*rewind*rewind*film getting black and white..!

It was P.E class, swimming, we were at this resort at Sta.Rosa, all of us guys went there to attend and turned out the class was postponed, but we all decided to stay and have a swim. We had the pool area just for us, no girls. (except me?LOL! that they didn't know at the time)

We were at the poolside talking about something until suddenly, I don't know why the topic shifted to sex...and pubic hair!

JP, was teased to show his pubes, he was reluctant at first, they teased him as coward and to our surprised, he pulled down his short and showed us a large portion of his pubic hair minus his dick haha. In my mind, oh my god, I am so enjoying this moment!LOL!

Chuck, on the other hand, wanted attention too, he was at the water, he pulled down his shorts and undies all the way and threw it on us! we could still see his thick pubes even if he's on the water, too bad I cannot see his d*ck clearly haha it was blurry! Rey, took his shorts and hid it somewhere he had to chase him with his hand covering his manhood running! it was hilarious seeing his dark butt!

Until its Erwin's moment, he likes to brag. He said "wanna see mine?" the guys teased him: Sige nga pakita mo titi mo...

I was teary in anticipation on one corner and praying: pls show it to me...LOL!

He stood and pulled down his shorts and revealed the monster inside...he was starting to have an erection and I could see it growing slowly and pulsating...I swear it was so mesmerizing! Damn, my first d*ck....I cannot believe it! Its beautiful!

I wanna touch it, grab it, and kiss it... but I cannot, I am still at the closet at that time. That sight haunted me for a week haha. But Erwin didn't stop there, on our next class, we were all at the shower room together having soaps on when he started masturbating in front of us using the soap as lube!

I simply stared at him while others are laughing and yelling how pervert he was. He didn't mind, he continued until he came! I saw how high and how far it went on LOL! I forgot how many days I wanked on my room with him as my visual appetizer.

After that, whenever I talk to him, I cannot see his face, all I see is his p*nis! Toinks!

How Often Do You Walk Your Dog?

Warning: The post you are about to read is perverted in nature.If you're not a pervert get your ass off here. Oh com'on! I know you're not leaving LOL!


I've talked to my good friend last time on yahoo messenger and he told me something that really bothered me.

"Mac, when I urinated this afternoon,I think I saw some semen with it."

And I was like "whaaaaattt?!" haha.I thought he was joking, but he isn't.

"This might be due to my lack of masturbation"

"Why?When was the last time you masturbate?"

"Ahm, six months ago?"

I fell off my chair!!! (napatambling ako ng bonggang-bongga mula Laguna hanggang Cavite, nahilo nga 'ko e LOL) after hearing that!Oh My Gawd! I mean, wanking is a normal guy thing right?Im sure even priests are guilty of this! LOL

My cousin even joked around when we were at the church that the reason why the priest was "moody" that day was because he wasn't able to wank! "

"Are you dead serious???!" I said

"Yeah, I know, you wont believe it but its true.For me, masturbation is a sin."

I thought to myself, if that would be a sin, I might be counting like a thousand sins already because I've been masturbating since the Dinosaur era!!! In fact there was a time in my teenage years that I was chilling and I needed to rush home to do it!why does it have to be so good ?!LOL like it has its own mind (yeah I know it has a head too!) but when it feels like it, he wont let me refuse!haha.Was that the "Demon" inside of me?

Maybe if the bathroom floor and tissues can be pregnant I already have dozens of babies LOL!!!!

"Besides I don't have that urge to do it, unlike other guys. Unlike you. I can even survive without sex!"

I cant believe it, that this guy can actually survive for six months! I cant even stand it for 3 days LOL! It feels like I can rape someone like a dog if i cant release that "white-ish-slimy-thing" inside of my "tube" haha as in nakakanginig!!!

I ended up advising him to do it that night(and begged him to do it on web cam so that I can watch LOL!) maybe it was looking for a way out, I added, it might be building up inside and might explode in the coming days!hahaha! I wonder what his boyfriend thinks?They recently got together.

Hmmm,I forgot to ask him the next day though, how it was?like how many gallons had he collected?! or nata-de-coco na ba or kaong? hahaha

How about you? Or are you like him, surviving for 6 months?!haha

Shake...Perspire

I gotta stop this sexual relationship!I'm tired of it!We've been having this lustful relationship since I was 12 years old!We've been doing this like forever.Why can't I refuse you?And you can't even share me with your twin brother,selfish!

You wanna do it every day every night shame on you!

You're draining me...you're making me an addict...and look what happened to you now!hah!You're shaking!and you're perspiring more than before!

That's me,talking to my left hand LOL