Eight Inches And Thick

Alas tres ng madaling araw ilang oras palang ako nakakauwi sa bahay pagkatapos namin manood ni A ng Battleship sa sinehan. Di naman nakakaturn on yun theme nun movie.

Pero inatake ako ng ka-L-yahan! LOL

Tyempo naman na nangungulit itong ka chat ko sa gay website dito sa Dow-ha, (oo andaming bading at closeta'ng arabo na nakalog in dun! grindr style!) at nagtatanong kung pwde ba daw sya mag come over sa place ko.

Si Clay. He's black!

Iniimagine ko palang size ng kargada nya nanginginig na kalamnan ko!

And matagal ko na pinapangarap makatikim ng negro! Kahit sa panonood ng porns hindi mawawala ang black guys sa collections ko!

Wag nyo ko husgahan! malakas ang dating sa akin ng kulay nila! sexy'ng sexy lang sa paningin ko.

Nag init agad ako nung maimagine ko siya in my bed! ano kaya patulan ko na tong mokong na to? sa isip isip ko tutal naman ayaw ako tantanan.

I asked for another picture just to make sure its his own face. Nakumbinsi naman ako. Pagkatapos ayun na tinodo ko na. Sabi ko "can you send your dick picture?"

Ayaw daw niya. Ano ba daw, pwde ba daw ba siya pumunta sa bahay ko. At kung solo ko ba daw ang room ko. Sabi ko oo. Natuwa siya. He could sneak to my room daw kasi for sure tulog na yun housemates ko.

How big is it? kulit ko sa size niya.

8 inches and very thick. sagot nya

Napalunok ako ng todo! kaya ko ba yun?! taena honglakiiiiii!

I want you to fuck me and I'll fuck you too, can we do that? tanong pa niya. Versatile pala si mokong. LOL

Kinabahan na naman ako. Mag two years na'ng di napapasok ng sinoman ang HOLY SHRINE ko!

Banal na banal yun!

Toink!

Baka mabigla naman ang shrine ko ng wagas na wagas! ahahaha!

Sinabi ko sa knya yun. Lucky guy daw pala siya. Oo, echosera din siya. Pinilit ko mag send ng picture nun mala mola niyang kargada. To see is to believe ika nga. Ayaw na naman niya. Mahirap din siya bolahin infairness ha.

I wanna see it. Kulit ko sa knya. Mag send daw siya pero sa isang kondisyon. Magsend din daw ako ng ass picture ko.

Natawa ako! iniimagine ko sarili ko na pinipikturan ang pwet ko at isesend sa knya! HOMAYGASH! Que horror!

Takip mata!

Di ko ata kaya!

Ibinalik ko sa knya ang paghingi ng picture.

I dont want to. If you see it, you wont talk to me anymore. Paliwanag niya.

Huh? Why?

The size will scare you off.
What now? I'm near your place. I'm driving around this area waiting for your decision. Let's have fun tonight.

Gusto ko na ayaw ko. Naeexcite ako makatikim ng negro. Nang payat na negro. Payat na may malaking tarugo!

Tumatango tango na etits ko! natibok tibok na sa loob ng maigsing shorts ko. Libog na ko.

Pero parang isa isang nagpa flash back sa isip ko mga babala ng mga kaibigan ko about foreign guys dito...

Baka mapahamak ka sa ibang lahi mac...

Baka nakawan ka lang kapag pinapasok mo sa bahay...

Baka magaya ka kay Tony na naospital at pinukpok ng baso sa ulo dahil ayaw niya bigyan ng pera...

Baka (CID) pulis yan...entrapment...madalas nila gawin sa mga pinoy yan Mac...

Naisip ko bigla Nanay ko...yun kapatid ko na naasa sa padala ko buwan buwan...hala! pano pag nakulong ako dahil pulis pala tong negro'ng toh? Worth it ba? sa isang gabing libog mawawalan ng future ang sarili ko at pamilya ko?

With those thoughts...nawalan ako ng gana makipag kankangan...

You can just go home. Its late.

Ang tangi kong nasabi sa knya at nag sign out na ko.

Erwin's D**k!!!

I was checking my Facebook and saw a familiar name on my friend's status update, where he made a comment, it was Erwin. I was excited seeing his photos or what happened to him after college. That's why I love these social networking sites, you get to see a lot of old friends. I had an erection remembering him nyahaha!

I cannot forget this guy because, his d*ck was the first thing I've seen when I was in college!

Well, let me take you back ten years ago...



Rewind...rewind...rewind...



It was P.E class, swimming, we were at this resort at Sta.Rosa, all of us guys went there to attend and turned out the class was postponed due to typhoon, but we all decided to stay and have a swim. We had the pool area just for us, no girls. (except me?LOL! that they didn't know at the time)

We were at the poolside talking about something until suddenly, I don't know why on earth did the topic shifted from something wholesome to sex...and pubic hair!

JP, a shy and reserved guy at school, was teased to show his pubes, he was reluctant at first, they teased him as coward and to our surprised, he pulled down his short and showed us a large portion of his pubic hair minus his dick haha. Taena! ke-lago-lago ng bulbol ng hayop! lol

In my mind, oh my god, I am so enjoying this moment!LOL! L na L na ko buhol palang ni Jp yun ha!

Chuck, on the other hand, wanted attention too, he was at the water, he pulled down his shorts and undies all the way and threw it on us! we could still see his thick pubes even if he's on the water... mega habol ako ng tingin sa tubig...kita ko yun etits nya! shet! too bad I cannot see his d*ck clearly haha it was blurry!

Rey, took his shorts and hid it somewhere he had to chase him with his hand covering his manhood and the other on his asshole while running! it was hilarious seeing his dark butt!

Until its Erwin's moment, he likes to brag. He said "wanna see mine?" the guys teased him: Sige nga pakita mo titi mo...

I was nervous and anticipating on one corner and praying: "pls dear lord! show it to me.. I beg you!!!"

LOL!

He stood infront of us and pulled down his shorts and revealed the monster inside...his pubes were just right....and his dick...its brownish...its head...pinkish...he was starting to have an erection and I could see it growing slowly and pulsating...I swear it was so mesmerizing!

I don't know for how long I've been staring at this guy's dick! Mygosh! buking na buking ako!LOl

I looked around and I think everyone was on it too! Lahat kami paminta?ewan ko! mukhang ako lang naman hahaha.

I wanna touch it, grab it, and kiss it... but I cannot, I am still at the closet at that time. That sight haunted me for a week haha. But Erwin didn't stop there, on our next class, we were all at the shower room together ....his body was covered with foam from the soap he's using when he started masturbating in front of us using the soap as lube!

I simply stared at him while others are laughing and yelling how perverted he was. He didn't mind, he continued until he came! I saw how high and how far it went on LOL! I forgot how many days I wanked in my room with him on my imagination!

After that, whenever I talk to him, I cannot see his face, all I see is his penis! Toinks!



(this is a repost guys from May last year)

Bakat Lang

I'm a sucker for celebrity bulge! Damn, that sounds dirty LOL!

So here are some of my fave! Maglaway na!

Soulja Boy

Justin Bieber

Kellan Lutz

David Beckham

Cristiano Ronaldo

And who do you think is bigger?

Ano nga kaya magtirahan silang dalawa?LOL!

Erwin's D*ck

I was checking my Facebook and saw a familiar name on my friend's status update, where he made a comment, it was Erwin. I was excited seeing his photos or what happened to him after college. That's why I love these social networking sites, you get to see a lot of old friends. I had an erection remembering him nyahaha!

I cannot forget this guy because, his d*ck was the first thing I've seen in my entire life back then!

Well, let me take you back ten years ago...

*rewind*rewind*film getting black and white..!

It was P.E class, swimming, we were at this resort at Sta.Rosa, all of us guys went there to attend and turned out the class was postponed, but we all decided to stay and have a swim. We had the pool area just for us, no girls. (except me?LOL! that they didn't know at the time)

We were at the poolside talking about something until suddenly, I don't know why the topic shifted to sex...and pubic hair!

JP, was teased to show his pubes, he was reluctant at first, they teased him as coward and to our surprised, he pulled down his short and showed us a large portion of his pubic hair minus his dick haha. In my mind, oh my god, I am so enjoying this moment!LOL!

Chuck, on the other hand, wanted attention too, he was at the water, he pulled down his shorts and undies all the way and threw it on us! we could still see his thick pubes even if he's on the water, too bad I cannot see his d*ck clearly haha it was blurry! Rey, took his shorts and hid it somewhere he had to chase him with his hand covering his manhood running! it was hilarious seeing his dark butt!

Until its Erwin's moment, he likes to brag. He said "wanna see mine?" the guys teased him: Sige nga pakita mo titi mo...

I was teary in anticipation on one corner and praying: pls show it to me...LOL!

He stood and pulled down his shorts and revealed the monster inside...he was starting to have an erection and I could see it growing slowly and pulsating...I swear it was so mesmerizing! Damn, my first d*ck....I cannot believe it! Its beautiful!

I wanna touch it, grab it, and kiss it... but I cannot, I am still at the closet at that time. That sight haunted me for a week haha. But Erwin didn't stop there, on our next class, we were all at the shower room together having soaps on when he started masturbating in front of us using the soap as lube!

I simply stared at him while others are laughing and yelling how pervert he was. He didn't mind, he continued until he came! I saw how high and how far it went on LOL! I forgot how many days I wanked on my room with him as my visual appetizer.

After that, whenever I talk to him, I cannot see his face, all I see is his p*nis! Toinks!

I Survived on Christmas!

Christmas eve went well last night, as you all know I was on duty, and I'm here at Doha, we are in a hurry to start working so that we could finish early before 12am and eat together at the department, but there are many enemies...the nurses!LOL asking so much of us, pls do this, pls help me with this, pls check patient is desaturating, there's new doctor's order blah blah blah and before I know it, ITS ALREADY 1:00 am!fuckkkkkkkkkk!

But anywayz, we still manage to have a great time, yummy foods, some music and some good talks and laughs. I'm glad I'm on duty instead of being off and just stayed home all by myself (teka, kanta yun a LOL).

My sister is killing me when she told me they're having crispy pata, cakes, buko salad, carbonara etc. I miss pork!!!!!!!! (does dick counts as pork?LOL)

Anyway, I need to go to sleep now, still night shift later.Yeah I know, I'm just going to sleep this Christmas, hooo-hooo how exciting!!!

Merry Christmas to all of you guys!

Adjusting

Adjusting is a guy's thing...you know adjusting the position of your penis!hahaha.(kala nyo kung anong seryoso noh?) Especially if you're a brief person like me, i tried once wearing boxers but nah, made me uncomfortable the whole day! I don't like the feeling of my d*ck going left and right everytime i walk like a pendulum!LOL! The best position for me is when it's upright or on a 12 o'clock to 2:10 but if it reached 6:30 that's when i do the adjusting hahaha.

Adjusting your penis inside becomes normal to me but i wanna do it discreetly hehehe kinda embarrassing if someone caught you doing it, my straight friends called it "kambiyo" especially if you did it with a hard on!haha.That's why I'm kinda happy if i have a deep front pocket on my jeans I used it to reached it and do the deed!LOL

Others do it like this:


or this:

But honestly if I saw a cute hot guy doing it,kinda turns me on!Like Zach Efron!But Bono (of U2)?ewww,disgusting!LOL

Startled

Its always fun to be with an old woman once in a while especially if the woman is a "mali-mali" (i don't know the exact English word for them e hehe) you know when they were very calm doing their own thing and something or someone startled them and they will say a rather naughty-funny-words out of surprised and horror!

Some of them are:

"ay puke!"- translation: "oh,vagina!" which is very common by the way.

"ay uten!" - translation:"oh,penis!","oh,dick" or "oh cock!" which is the opposite of the first one.

"ay kabayo!" - translation:"oh horse!"

"ayyyyyyyy!" - translation:"ahhhhh!"<--parang mali! LOL! usually this belongs to people like us(PLU)!haha.This will be very funny if the guy are playing a discreet gay or a straight guy and you'll hear him scream like a girl. It happened to me once when i was watching a horror movie and it was so scary that I screamed a very loud and quicked"ayyyyyyyyyyyyy!"and half the popcorn was on the floor hahaha!

After that I swear to myself to never watch a horror movie with straight friends again!And i practiced a very manly way to be surprise at home in front of the mirror and mastered the art of suppressed fright!haha.Men na men na!

Here's another one:

"Hindutan!!!" - translation:"lets fuck!" i heard this at an old relative of mine.Made me laugh so hard especially when u least expect it to came from her.She's so religious!we were riding a car and suddenly the driver suddenly stepped on the break and the impact was so strong that we fell out of our seats!!She said those words so loud and so long " hindutannnnnnnnnn!!!!!!"

"hindutan ng kabayo!!!" or "hinindot ng kabayo!!!" or "uten ng kabayo!!"- translation: "horses fucking!" and "fucked by a horse" and "horse's cock!" this sounds so sick! haha really hilarious when they combined the two words! I don't know why the horse are so in demand and so special to them!Maybe they like it big?LOL! (totoy mola bah!) or they could use "hindutan ng ipis" ay panget wag nalang kabayo nalang ulit hehe.

and finally my favorite:

"ay puke ni mac!" translation:"oh mac's vagina!" hehehe! I heard this most of the time from my aunt who washes our clothes! natuwa ba daw!haha di na oy masaya ko sa titi ko LOL! (bastush!)


P.S

I wonder why nobody uses "betlog ng kabayo!"? nyahaha korny!

My Pre-Employment Medical Exam Day

This morning around 6am I rose from my bed and took a shower because today is my pre-employment medical examination at Manila. I'll have to commute for less than 2hours before I reached my destination,and before that,I have to collect a stool sample for my fecalysis, meaning I have to scoop a small amount of my poo-poo and put it in a cup! haha

Doing that was a great challenge!LOL. I prepared a left over plastic spoon from jollibee and used it to scooped my shit!haha. Its really gross even if its my own!Yuckie!

But anyway, I rode the bus, and its just too bad that there's no cute guy sitting next to me, but its alright the movie being shown was Twilight! got me happy to see it once again.But i never finished it, I'm at my destination already.

When I got to the clinic many people are already there. I'm on number 59! Imagine! It is a nice clinic though, in fact its way too big for a clinic, its a 2 storey building and thank GOD they are air conditioned. They did have the laboratory for urine, stool, blood extraction, then x-ray, then dental, then Vital signs, and that neuro-psycho exam damn thing!!!

My eyes almost bleed!LOL. Its so hard answering those abstract test! I can't find the difference between those images haha I'm too dumbed!

Hmmm, and my gaydar is on red alert for PLU (people like us) that might be running around the clinic and I saw one! But seems not interested on me!!TOINKS! But every time I looked at him our eyes always meet! I tried not to look at his side since then but my eyes seems to have a mind of his own and not following my brain's order!

And so the final moment arrived at around 3pm...jan-ja-raran...drumroll please...my physical examination! You know the part where I have to strip down my pants and all of my clothes!I'm so nervous when my name was called the nurse said "take -off your shoes and socks and go inside the room", and its a relief for me that the procedure will be one on one, no other guys will be with me in the same room naked hehe.But the doctor is a young woman,yikes!



The lady doctor said "take off all your clothes except your underwear" I was so happy when I heard that, I thought I don't have to be naked after all, but to my surprised when she finished checking me up, she said "OK take-off your undies now" and my mind's reaction was like "whaaaatttt?!"and so I took it off, there it is, my dick in the coldness of the room. Exposed! Saying "Hello here I am!!!

But that's not the worst part. She asked me to lift my dick up so she could see my balls, good thing she never touched it. And then she said "turn around and bent over, and spread your cheeks..

OH God, I wanna die!!!

I closed my eyes when I did it ( so that she can see if I don't have hemorrhoid or something) but its totally embarrassing, when I'm done I cant even look her in the eyes huhu. But atleast she didnt do a rectal exam right?hehe

I'm done at 5pm, finally! I've been there for 8hrs! Imagine that. Too many Filipinos planning to go out of the country, kinda sad though. Looking for a better life in the foreign land.

Good Deeds

So many good things I did recently and I felt really good about it.Hope you do it too.

-I went to church and pray for world peace
-I donated 1 peso at the donation can for this kid with cancer
-I said I love you to my dad and hug him like I really love him!
-I gave cheeseburger with sundae to this beggar across the street
-I posted my nude pic at g4m with my dick hanging on a chair
-I said sorry to all the people I think I hurt in the past ten years
-I stop eating my 4 year old nephew's candy and lied about doing it
-I offered flowers to my grandmom's teacher in nursery in her grave(i think i needed to do it)
-I stop throwing ants to my dog's ears today
-I stop switching my sister's coke glass with soysauce!

-and switching the content of her conditioner sachet with my sperm,not cool,so I stop that too

-I thank this kid who said I'm cute and said I'll be a TV star in Mars
-I bought 10 ipods and gave them to the deaf kids
-I went to see Oprah and said"you need a diet again!"
-And
-And all of them are lies!!!LOL! Peace!