
I was at this store at the mall, checking out some clothes when the gay sales attendant asked:
"Sir, are you from abroad?"
Nagtaka ako. Yoko pa naman sana maging masyadong maging obvious na balikbayan, as much as possible I wanna blend in, simple and minimalistic, chos!!!! (feeling artista!) mahirap na, baka gawan ako ng masama akala limpak limpak ang salapi ko! kahit di naman! LOL
"why did you asked?"
"Because of your perfume, it smells like you're someone who just came home from abroad..."
Whaat??? In my mind, OK this is getting interesting. Baka amoy arabo na ko?LOL. I am wearing the new Hugo Boss Orange for men, BTW. Naging uncomfortable tuloy ako.
"Why, what's my smell like? is it bad?"
"Nope, its just not from here, I guessed. I'm not familiar with the smell, that's why I asked hehehe. So you came from where? Canada? US?"
Ok, atleast di naman pala ako amoy arabo, kung ang guess nya e dun ako sa mga countries na yun galing!haha
"Nope, I came from Doha" and I smiled.

But he didn't stop there, he was way too annoying, he kept on talking like, how was the gay life there, like "booking" was easy there ba daw blah blah...my goodness, di siya makahalata that he's getting on my nerve na!
I took my wallet out and paid the items and left. Hay naku kalurkey siya!