Showing posts with label tuli. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tuli. Show all posts

February 22, 2011

Ah Ganun Pala Yun!

Bago pa dumating ang pasyente sa trauma room ng emergency room, nakahanda na kami, naitawag na ito 15 minutes palang ng ambulance team. Naka ready na aketch. You know, gowns and everything....

ay hindi yan!


ito ang sinasabi ko LOL!

Kasi alam ng lahat na kapag trauma code, lalo na pag aksidente sa daan, expect mo na, na madugo, malansa, mabaho, mabantot, maanta, mabaho, ay nasabi ko na pala un! in other words, madudumihan ka, e sayang naman ang ganda kung matatalsikan ka ng kung anik anik na galing sa pasyente da bah. :-)

Nagbiburuan pa kami ng mga nurses habang mega wait, isa sa mga yun si julius na taga davao may strong bisaya accent, aliw na aliw ako sa knya. My asawa at anak pero....wag kayo maingay, tingin ko bading siya! LOL. halos masira ang gaydar ko sa pag fluctuate e!

Tapos ayun dumating na ang isa, duguan, pero di pa daw ito un inaantay namin na team, e si Julius bilang nurse in charge, nagmamaganda , lumapit at mega interview sa pasyente:

"Whats your name brother? Do you have an ID?"

"yes, its in pocket" sagot nun biktima na mukhang palestinian

"ay potah!ang ang baho ng hininga nito, taena..."

sabay talikod ng Julius na ang mukha e matatawa ka sa pagka imbyerna! E nakatungo pa siya sa mukha ng patient habang tinatanung. Langhap na langhap niya! Pinigil ko na lang mababunghalit ng tawa kasi baka mapagalitan ako ng team leader na nerbiyoso!

Dumating ulit un iba, binibilang ko, unti unti napupuno ang room, maya maya lima na! Andami naman involved sa aksidenteng to!

Sabi ni cute na pinoy na kasama sa ambulance, nag karambola daw yun mga sasakyan kaya madami involved. Sabi ko: "ah ganun ba..." tumango tango pa ko, pagtalikod ni kabayan, sabi ko sa katabi ko: "ano ba yun karambola?" LOL!

Maya-maya dumating na ang main event! dala ng mga canadian! malala nga ang itsura ng patient hmpf! Toxic na naman ako nito sa isip isip ko!

Ang galing galing nun leader...habang tinatransfer nila un patient sa bed namin, nag eendorse siya with his super slang canadian accent ha, di ko nga maintindihan e! as in ang galing! saulado niya lahat ng ginawa at ibinigay nila with matching time ha!

Pagkalipas ng 30 minutes na stabilized na namin yun biktima, naibigay na mga gamot, nabutas na ng mga manggamot ang kabila niyang baga at nilagyan ng tubo, nasaksakan na din namin siya ng tubo sa ilong, sa bibig, at naikabit na sa monitor and machines.

Monitoring nalang ang ginagawa ko. So, nakahinga na kami ng maluwag. Sabi ko sa katabi ko na pinoy nurse,

"ate ano bang lahi to?"

"di ko din alam, unknown pa din siya till now, la makita ID"

"ah ganun ba, mukhang indian e..."

"hindi, parang somalian..."

"baka iranian..." sabat nun isa pa

Narinig ni Julius ang huntahan namin. Lumapit siya at sinabi:

"isa lang ang paraan para malaman natin ang nationality nito..."

"paano?" sabay sabay namin tanung.

" sa tite...tignan nyo sa tite..." seryosong sagot nya

Muntik na ko mapatambling sa sinabi nya! hahaha! kaloka! dahan dahan siya lumapit sa patient at pasimple sinilip, inalis niya ang kumot na nakataklob sa walang kamalay malay nilalang na ito! Mega abang naman kami sa makikita...chos!

Nun tuluyan na ma expose ang nakatagong laman na ito, bumungad saming mga mata ang maitim, mejo mataba taba na pag aari...ineksamin ang cut and itsura...

"ah, tuli siya...(isa pa ulit niyang tingin) ah, malamang egyptian..." pag kumpirma ni Julius:The Great!

Paglipas ng ilang sandali, nun may dumating na mga kasamahan, napag alaman namin na...tama nga siya!

Egyptian nga!

April 25, 2009

Passageway

I saw my younger cousin today, he's 10 years old, and wearing a...skirt!!!
to my surprised! hehe but he seems so proud of it ,and told me "tuli na ko!"
"oh...that's why. I thought to myself. He's circumcised now".
I remember my circumcision days, I have mine right after grade six.
But i didn't wore skirts or "daster"
I wore a gown!LOL!

Its a tradition here in the Philippines that every male kid during the summer, before he reached 12 years old that he should undergo the procedure of circumcision or "tuli" other parents do it on their children while they are still babies or else, you will be teased "supot" or uncut, and its a shameful thing if others found out about it.Only in the Philippines hehe.Its like every man's passageway to adulthood, that you are no longer a kid "makakabuntis na" said by my folks.

On my case, I was turning 12 that time and I knew it was coming! I'm kinda nervous about it. I heard that they are injecting the large needle of anaesthesia right in the hole of my penis! at the urethra!I imagined it and scared the hell out of me!LOL. I told that to my father when were alone at the house and he told me that its a lie!That its not done that way, not in the urethra where urine comes out and semen too (which i later found out of course!haha)

(Wanna see uncut erected penis?click here.Check out male sex anatomy here)

He told me that the needle was injected at the outer skin only of the penis, that my friends are just scaring me. Maybe he thought that I'm still confused, so to my shock, father pulled down his shorts and underwear in front of me and showed me his d*ck!!!!!!!!waaaaaa! it was horrible!!!!!!!!!!My eyes are wide opened that I thought it was needed to be sewed to make it close!he gave me a demonstration and where it will be cut and all!I have nightmares for so many nights!

When I looked back I cant help but laughing my ass off! Dad looks like that father of that guy at the movie American Pie where he overdid everything!haha. Anyway, going back to my circumcision story, aside from the needle scare, there's one major-major problem that I realized later....I already have pubic hair!Waaaaa!Its too soon!

One time I was at the bathroom and I touched something around my genitals, I didn't realized it at first, until I examined it, but it was really pubic hairs! I felt like crying..this is bad, i told to myself and embarrassing too!!!!Imagine, what will the doctor think of me? that Im too old for circumcision? that I should have done it earlier!I didn't tell anyone of this, they might laughed at me for centuries!

I thought of a brilliant plan. I'll shave it. I found myself in front of the mirror on the floor my legs wide open and shaving LOL! I also discovered there are hairs growing directly at my crotch areas haha in other words "my bulb*l sa betl*g ko" hahaha! When Im done with it, I'm not happy at all..its too obvious that I shaved it huhu if Brazilian wax was available at that time I could have resort to that!LOL!

When I have my judgement day, the doctor asked me to strip and lie down on the bed, I felt like my face turned into violet! I just closed my eyes and ignored his "mysterious smile" when he sees my "bazooka" LOL!

(They said circumsicion is more hygienic and lower the risk of STD.Read here)
(Read history of circumcision here)

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Lets talk about penis.When did you have your circumcision?haha
Are you from "pukpok" or with a doctor?
Do you mind if your sex partner is uncut or not?