Yay!Its My Birthday!

Happy birthday to me...happy birthday,happy birthday...happyyyyy birthdaaaayyy tooo meeee....hehehe.

A little trivia:
One horny night
When my dad's eggplant met my mom's starfish
Equals a million swimmers, one strong enough to reach the mainstream
and an egg waiting in the open
Well, surprise-surprise ---- end product - me!!!!!hahaha

Well I'm 30 years old now and I feel fine about it (weeping LOL)
Hmmm, looking back through the past 29 years of my life
What have I accomplished? Nothing much!LOL
Well, I finished college, worked for a big hospital in the south for five years
gained a lot of friends, some boyfriends, some heartaches.

But what I'm really frustrated about is, I didn't have big savings!
How can you tell if a person is successful?
Through bank accounts? if he owns a big house? if he's promoted on high positions of his field?
Then I would say I don't find my success yet.
I have a long way ahead of me...

I have three wishes for my birthday though:

First, to have good health for me and my family

Second, to find happiness both on my upcoming work and love life(?) but is it true you cant have both?that if you are successful with your career it is expected your lovelife sucks and vice versa?

Third, if i wont find a boyfriend at Qatar atleast I'll find someone to f*ck every two weeks!LOL!

Anyway, this is your chance guys to greet me
No pressure OK (humanda kayo pag di nyo ko greet!LOL)
Goodnight guys, I have a big date later, wish me luck!