Stroke/Hunk/Roll-on

I am ashamed of myself!Yesterday I overheard my dad and sister talking from my closed room about a cousin of my dad who suffered a stroke and died.Later that day I was at the county and I saw another distant cousin of my dad and I asked him "its too bad what happened to Jessie,where is the funeral wake?" and he was like "oh no,he died today?I have no news yet!"

When I reached home,I asked my sis "where did Jessie died?at their home or at the hospital?" and my sister was like "what?who said he's dead??!" Oh my god!What have I done! She said he only suffered a half body paralysis and in a bad shape right now but still alive.Sorry kuya Jessie!My bad!

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My hunky neighbor just passed by riding a bike and he was shirtless.I mean I noticed this to most guys who goes to the gym,when they achieved those muscular built they were like "i will go roam around shirtless in the neighborhood.I'm macho man!" I mean what the Fck!Its OA for me!Before the gym thing you hardly see them like that.Do they have to flaunt it?whatever!

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I don't know if it is just me or what!Why does everytime I look or using deodorant I cant help but think that those plastic bottles looks like a penis! haha I mean look at their shape for God's sake! And i was like rolling a d*ck's head at my underarm LOL!