Single-ness!!!

I was at the mall today after I paid my credit card bill (which by the way is so maxxed out!haha) I was just walking,strolling,window shopping and feasting to the cute guys I see...then I realized I am the perfect example of the regular-original-classic-single-gay guy in the country!The only consolation I have is that I know I'm not alone haha I know a lot of homos out there who are exactly like me today!LOL

Since my last relationship ended last December 13 ,its been what,two months now.I missed it.I miss having a boyfriend.I'm used to having someone by my side most of the time,whenever theres a good movie,a 70% off sale to the malls and dates on special occasions.All the signs of being single are all pointing towards me now.Take a look:

• I stay up late all night chatting with other gays out there and looking for a possible date! (atat na atat!) example:"nasl?are you free tom?lets meet!dali payag na!!"
  
• Too defensive and bitter whenever being asked about love life! example:I don't need a bf right now.I can date and do anything I want!hmpf!"
  
• Almost begged my friends to go out so that I wont get stucked at home!And always on the go once invited! (nanginginig pa sa pag OO!)
  
• My phone is so quiet that the only one texting me is my network and saying "from globe:may pang -gas ka na! or From globe:baka ikaw na susunod na manalo ng 100,000 sali na!" di ba ang ganda?!
• Since no sex life,I spend a lot of times browsing those gay porn sites and wank along the way!LOL
• Most of the time, solo flight when going to the malls,events and parties.
• Sleeping all day and awake at night.What a boring life!haha
• Spending most weekends at home.Updated to all the TV shows and gossips and spending a lot of time watching DVD just to keep myself busy.
  
• Desperate to find a copy of any romance book!haha.I finally decided to read "New Moon" but no luck its always out of stock!Waaa!
• Todo emote sa mga love songs whenever hearing one at the radio!